Some PHers are ungallant!
Some PHers are ungallant!
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Saddle bum

Original Poster:

4,211 posts

248 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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Some of the comments on PH applied to otherwise normal and pretty young women, to say the least, lack a certain gallantry.

Any female that has not been photoshopped, not shoving her baps into the camera or is size 12 or above is described as a munter, chubby or worse.

I'm as red-blooded as the rest, but some of the more plastic women I have met, do not have two brain cells to rub together. There only conversation comprises, "I wanna be a moduuuule......"

Personally, I find very intellegent women a real turn on, but maybe I'm the wierd one.

Ahhh Moneypenny

4,100 posts

251 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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Saddle bum said:
Some of the comments on PH applied to otherwise normal and pretty young women, to say the least, lack a certain gallantry.

Any female that has not been photoshopped, not shoving her baps into the camera or is size 12 or above is described as a munter, chubby or worse.

I'm as red-blooded as the rest, but some of the more plastic women I have met, do not have two brain cells to rub together. There only conversation comprises, "I wanna be a moduuuule......"

Personally, I find very intellegent women a real turn on, but maybe I'm the wierd one.
Are you single?














wink

Neil_H

15,418 posts

280 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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Saddle bum said:
Personally, I find very intellegent women a real turn on, but maybe I'm the wierd one.
I fear you may be out of luck on here then.



*runs away*


ETA: I just noticed you spelt intelligent wrong, that's always nicely ironic.

Edited by Neil_H on Wednesday 10th December 10:05

Mc Lovin

5,588 posts

250 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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Thats brilliant, thanks for sharing.

Ahhh Moneypenny

4,100 posts

251 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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anonymous said:
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Sorry but rofl

PD9

2,040 posts

214 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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Just for you mate wink



And for the other guys that ive let down:






Edited by PD9 on Wednesday 10th December 10:07

Beefmeister

16,482 posts

259 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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My eyes!! MY POOR EYES!!!!!!

Dakkon

7,832 posts

282 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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Saddle bum said:
Some of the comments on PH applied to otherwise normal and pretty young women, to say the least, lack a certain gallantry.

Any female that has not been photoshopped, not shoving her baps into the camera or is size 12 or above is described as a munter, chubby or worse.

I'm as red-blooded as the rest, but some of the more plastic women I have met, do not have two brain cells to rub together. There only conversation comprises, "I wanna be a moduuuule......"

Personally, I find very intellegent women a real turn on, but maybe I'm the wierd one.
Are you writing this from your bedroom in your Mum's house? wink

Don

28,378 posts

313 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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Oi PD9 NO! That's NSFW too. Please change your post to be a link, mark it NSFW. Don't embed pics like that, please?

This thread is as bad an attention whoring exercise as yesterday's original.

Bah.

Mc Lovin

5,588 posts

250 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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Beefmeister said:
My eyes!! MY POOR EYES!!!!!!
you cant un see what you've seen hehe

MK4 Slowride

10,028 posts

237 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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PD9 said:
Just for you mate wink

binned
Brave of you to post a pic of your Mrs.

Very brave.

Fidgits

17,202 posts

258 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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anonymous said:
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yup... as the LazyBoy lyrics say...

Build the self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves.
If everybody grows up with high self esteem, who's gonna dance in our strip clubs?
What's gonna happen to our porno industry?
These women don't just grow on trees, it takes lots of drunk daddies missing a lot of dance recitals before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks.
And if that disappears, where does that leave me on a Friday with my new high speed connection?

PD9

2,040 posts

214 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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MK4 Slowride said:
Brave of you to post a pic of your Mrs.

Very brave.
Ah no worries - you couldnt do much better buddy - I think I recall your ginger??

Ahh 1-0 me! hehe

BigLepton

5,042 posts

230 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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MK4 Slowride said:
PD9 said:
Just for you mate wink

binned
Brave of you to post a pic of your Mrs.

Very brave.
He's married to Kerry Katona?

captainzep

13,306 posts

221 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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PD9 said:
MK4 Slowride said:
Brave of you to post a pic of your Mrs.

Very brave.
Ah no worries - you couldnt do much better buddy - I think I recall your ginger??

Ahh 1-0 me! hehe
On a sidenote, I understand that famous gingers who have gained success and rather unrealistically fit ladies (Chris Evans/Mick Hucknall etc) were secretly recruited by the Govt and state-funded to seed aspiration in the ginger population, thus limiting drug abuse, homelessness and suicide.

Anyone else heard that?

BigLepton

5,042 posts

230 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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captainzep said:
On a sidenote, I understand that famous gingers who have gained success and rather unrealistically fit ladies (Chris Evans/Mick Hucknall etc) were secretly recruited by the Govt and state-funded to seed aspiration in the ginger population, thus limiting drug abuse, homelessness and suicide.
No. Why would anyone try to stop gingers topping themselves? Makes no sense.

TpdNotts

879 posts

232 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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Saddle bum said:
Some of the comments on PH applied to otherwise normal and pretty young women, to say the least, lack a certain gallantry.

Any female that has not been photoshopped, not shoving her baps into the camera or is size 12 or above is described as a munter, chubby or worse.

I'm as red-blooded as the rest, but some of the more plastic women I have met, do not have two brain cells to rub together. There only conversation comprises, "I wanna be a moduuuule......"

Personally, I find very intellegent women a real turn on, but maybe I'm the wierd one.
If your comments are genuine then what a refreshing change. The many 'snakes with tits' on PH will I'm sure be impressed by your honest and uplifting comments. I hope you represent the majority of male Ph's.

Personally, I always imagine the male PH's to look like George Clooney with the body of Karl Froch and the personality of Alf Garnett.

Mr POD

5,153 posts

221 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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I used to be a 'NEW MAN'. Politically correct, caring, generous, fun, interesting, and self assured. Funny how life turns you into a cynical, uncaring, sexist, miserable old man.


when I typed LIFE I nearly spelt it with a W.

Freud ? ?

captainzep

13,306 posts

221 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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BigLepton said:
captainzep said:
On a sidenote, I understand that famous gingers who have gained success and rather unrealistically fit ladies (Chris Evans/Mick Hucknall etc) were secretly recruited by the Govt and state-funded to seed aspiration in the ginger population, thus limiting drug abuse, homelessness and suicide.
No. Why would anyone try to stop gingers topping themselves? Makes no sense.
It was signed off by the the late Robin Cook.

Dirty Boy

14,859 posts

238 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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Mr POD said:
I used to be a 'NEW MAN'. Politically correct, caring, generous, fun, interesting, and self assured. Funny how life turns you into a cynical, uncaring, sexist, miserable old man.


when I typed LIFE I nearly spelt it with a W.

Freud ? ?
True

PS

Because you nearly spelt life wrong, did you give up on trying to spell freudian?