I'm quite literally..
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raf_gti

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4,253 posts

235 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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..sat here typing on a keyboard that I really can't stand people who have to say 'literally' all the time.

speed_monkey

3,503 posts

218 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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raf_gti said:
..sat here typing on a keyboard that I really can't stand people who have to say 'literally' all the time.
I love you............ literally

hehe

illmonkey

19,815 posts

227 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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Its not like I say it literally all the time. Literally i reckon its once a week, literally no more than that.

At the end of the day...

Ahhh Moneypenny

4,100 posts

251 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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Literally the word thread ever

Slagathore

6,225 posts

221 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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Ahhh Moneypenny said:
Literally the word thread ever
Word!

tonyvid

9,889 posts

272 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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It's much better with some punctuation...





illmonkey said:
Its not like I say it "literally" all the time. Literally, i reckon its once a week. Literally, no more than that.

At the end of the day...

captainzep

13,306 posts

221 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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Fearne Cotton is quite literally the worst offender in the world of broadcasting.

Every other feckin' sentence.

illmonkey

19,815 posts

227 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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tonyvid said:
It's much better with some punctuation...





illmonkey said:
Its not like I say it "literally" all the time. Literally, i reckon its once a week. Literally, no more than that.

At the end of the day...
It's actually much better without some arse correcting others all the time, literally.

Pferdestarke

7,192 posts

216 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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What about 'absolutely'? Does that count?

tonyvid

9,889 posts

272 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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dibbers006 said:
tonyvid said:
It's much better with some punctuation...

illmonkey said:
Its not like I say it "literally" all the time. Literally, i reckon its once a week. Literally, no more than that.

At the end of the day...
That must have taken literally weeks to do all that with the [b] thingemys wink
There are some things I wish I never started! wink

Geronimo

626 posts

221 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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Yeh it's so random...

o.versteer

3,338 posts

258 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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captainzep said:
Fearne Cotton is quite literally the worst offender in the world of broadcasting.

Every other feckin' sentence.
Gary Rhodes, although mercifully largely absent from the box these days, is another offender.

dxb335d

2,905 posts

224 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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literally, this is the worst thread ive ever seen. Quite literally.

Ahhh Moneypenny

4,100 posts

251 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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Pferdestarke said:
What about 'absolutely'? Does that count?
absolutely yes literally it does yes

SpydieNut

5,959 posts

252 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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raf_gti said:
..sat here typing on a keyboard that I really can't stand people who have to say 'literally' all the time.
so you literally hate the word literally.

that is, literally, the most absurd thing i've heard today. and i have literally heard thousands of things today.

you could literally say i'm at a loss for words.

Steamer

14,183 posts

242 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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At least nobody has told you to 'Chill-ax!' yet furious




Sciroccology

29,908 posts

259 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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The misuse of "literally" along with the over-use of "basically" is one of my all-time bugbears.

As I see it, you can legitimately use "literally" when you are referring to a situation/event/state of mind that is usually alluded to in a metaphorical manner.

For example, Neil Armstrong can, legitimately, say he was "literally over the moon". Edmund Hillary could say he was "literally on top of the world".

If anyone other than Apollo astronauts say "I was literally over the moon", you have my permission to stab them. Through the heart. Literally.

Ahhh Moneypenny

4,100 posts

251 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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Steamer said:
At least nobody has told you to 'Chill-ax!' yet furious
Or touch base!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh twuntish phrase

paulmurr

4,203 posts

241 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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That spikey haired tt chef uses it all the time... for example 'literally, put the potatoes onto the plate'.

Which is only useful to anyone who was going to metaphorically put the potatoes onto the plate?!?


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Bushmaster

27,580 posts

308 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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Sciroccology said:
The misuse of "literally" along with the over-use of "basically" is one of my all-time bugbears.

As I see it, you can legitimately use "literally" when you are referring to a situation/event/state of mind that is usually alluded to in a metaphorical manner.

For example, Neil Armstrong can, legitimately, say he was "literally over the moon". Edmund Hillary could say he was "literally on top of the world".

If anyone other than Apollo astronauts say "I was literally over the moon", you have my permission to stab them. Through the heart. Literally.
Depends where your frame of reference is, to an alien looking from a distant planet behind the moon towards a person on earth, that person would also be over the moon. You had literally not turned around and thought about that had you. Just goes to show, literally.