Why...

[gamefreaks]

...has a quiet hoover not been invented yet???? I mean the racket you have to make just to get crumbs and fluff off the floor??? Why can't someone invent a babysleep compatible version? But no! Someone at 'Hoover PLC' decides...yep our new product is great...but make it louder, then the neightbors will know you have one! And then maybe they'll look at their pig sty and think "I know! I might buy one of those hoover thingys!"
Its loud white noise for crying out loud, thats chineese torture!!! If you decied to run one around a life-sentance prisoners cell, he'd say his human rights are being violated...so why do I have to put up with it in my front room!!!!

Damn it, the baby's crying now!!!

That is all.

[Tom_C76]

Get a Dyson. Significantly quieter than other similar powered hoovers. Miele are quiet too, whereas vax are the noisiest things this side of a V8, so I guess you get what you pay for.

TC

[Penny-lope]

Tom_C76 said:

Get a Dyson. Significantly quieter than other similar powered hoovers. Miele are quiet too, whereas vax are the noisiest things this side of a V8, so I guess you get what you pay for.

TC

I would agree about the Miele

[need4power]

Why don't you get a carpet sweep, especially in these hard economic times. Kills two birds with one stone, no noise and no power costs. Job done

That advice was for free

Next time i will charge

Edited by need4power on Thursday 11th December 23:19

[LHDisbest]

My Panasonic hoover is much quieter than my old Dyson. Just to add my 2p's worth.

Can't understand why im posting about hoovers, but anyway...

Edited by LHDisbest on Thursday 11th December 23:19

[elle]

LHDisbest said:

My Panasonic hoover is much quieter than my old Dyson. Just to add my 2p's worth.

Can't understand why im posting about hoovers, but anyway...

Edited by LHDisbest on Thursday 11th December 23:19

Evening LHD

Oh and back on topic, erm Dyson

[Famous Graham]

need4power said:

Why don't you get a carpet sweep, especially in these hard economic times. Kills two birds with one stone, no noise and no power costs. Job done

HODededededededede....

[sparkythecat]

You need one of these.

[shakotan]

Famous Graham said:

need4power said:

Why don't you get a carpet sweep, especially in these hard economic times. Kills two birds with one stone, no noise and no power costs. Job done

HODededededededede....

"What EXACTLY are you trying to do?"

"We are trying to whisk, whisk you up into...."

"But we're just coming straight back down again?"

[sb-1]

sparkythecat said:

You need one of these.

[Brabus Jord]

sb-1 said:

sparkythecat said:

You need one of these.

Id buy one!

[Heskey]

Brabus Jord said:

sb-1 said:

sparkythecat said:

You need one of these.

Id buy one!

SatNav

<Shouting over the engine>

"ARE YOU DONE YET, NIGEL?"

"ALMOST, DARLING; I'M JUST PROGRAMMING THE SATNAV FOR THE KITCHEN."

[kambites]

Our Miele (or however you spell it) is quiet enough that you can't hear it through a closed door.