The BNP want me!
Discussion
I was a tad surprised today to open a hand addressed envelope that turns out to have a load of campaign literature for the dear old BNP. I was even more surprised as it suggested I might like to vote for them in the Mayoral election and for the London Assembly! No idea if it just got delayed in the post or if the BNP really are that utterly stupid. However, my issue is this, how on earth would they have got my details? Do they have the manpower to hand write an envelope to everyone on the electoral register within London or could they have got my details some other way? I do not wish my name to be on any list held by this loathsome lot. Can I just call them and ask them to remove me, is that a great idea, or what else can I do?
On the plus side, their leaflet and letter do have a certain comedy value!
On the plus side, their leaflet and letter do have a certain comedy value!
So the BNP don't really want me?! Damn, how will I live with the rejection...
Although, as a thought, we should encourage all members of PH to join, especially those from minority groups, any minority is fine, and then re-brand the BNP - "Born Natural Piston Heads" for their new name. We would even retain the only policy they have that is not massively dumb, that of dumping the congestion charge. We then stand on the simple manifesto that we admit we are probably incompetent, will be totally corrupt and only want power so we can feather our own nests and ensure we never get done for any speeding charges, which still makes us more honest and better qualified than the government now!
So, whose with me?!
Although, as a thought, we should encourage all members of PH to join, especially those from minority groups, any minority is fine, and then re-brand the BNP - "Born Natural Piston Heads" for their new name. We would even retain the only policy they have that is not massively dumb, that of dumping the congestion charge. We then stand on the simple manifesto that we admit we are probably incompetent, will be totally corrupt and only want power so we can feather our own nests and ensure we never get done for any speeding charges, which still makes us more honest and better qualified than the government now!
So, whose with me?!
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