Predict the future

[130R]

Imagine you had the ability to see into the future. You can see what the Daily Mail and BBC News headlines will be in 5 years time and again in 50 years time. What do you think they would say?

[elster]

130R said:

Imagine you had the ability to see into the future. You can see what the Daily Mail and BBC News headlines will be in 5 years time and again in 50 years time. What do you think they would say?

Immigrants are destroying the country.

Global Warming coming soon, just you wait. If you keep polluting the World will end.

[bigTee]

Bus found on Mars.

[Maxf]

5 years: UK coming out of worst depression ever. Conservatives in for second term.
50 years: cant do. No Chinese symbols on my keyboard

[Baffled Spoon]

In 5 years; Comrad Brown has saved the world economy

In 50 years; Another new poll shows all citizens of the UK still love Dictator Brown Junior

[fathomfive]

US and UK to pull troops out of Iraq in the New Year.

[Morningside]

Serious mode: Fibreglass found to be as deadly as asbestos and all roof lagging needs to removed.

[BlueCello]

bigTee said:

Bus found on Mars.

Or rather 'First bus lane opened on Mars'.

[Captain Cadillac]

130R said:

Imagine you had the ability to see into the future. You can see what the Daily Mail and BBC News headlines will be in 5 years time and again in 50 years time. What do you think they would say?

5 years time? Ha!

I'd be searching their archives to see who won every major sporting event between now and then and then off to place some LARGE bets

[fathomfive]

BlueCello said:

bigTee said:

Bus found on Mars.

Or rather 'First bus lane opened on Mars'.

Mars to be put to vote on Congestion Charging.

[Wacky Racer]

The World to the end will come... in 2031

With acknowledgement to Old Mother Shipton

[SS HSV]

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Shame I won't be around to see it but its clearly in my head

[allegro]

5 years: MANCHESTER CONGESTION CHARGE SCANDAL
"The Manchester evening news has descovered that since the congestion charge was brought in through the back door against a sea of no votes five years ago only 8 percent of the total anual revenue raised from the charge is actualy being used to help aid congestion. A secret dossier secured by a MEN reporter also revealed that the vast majority, a sum of 85 percent, is deposited directly into a central government fund entitled "stealth taxes" while the remaining 7 percent is wasted on council boses bonuses, extravigant holidays and petty health and safety protocol"

[ozzerr]

Morningside said:

Serious mode: Fibreglass found to be as deadly as asbestos and all roof lagging needs to removed.

bds when i was an apprentice after a night out i slept on that shoite.

[V8A*ndy]

Give you a prediction for 5 months

Interest rates 6% and rising.

[Ordinary Bloke]

V8A*ndy said:

Give you a prediction for 5 months

Interest rates 6% and rising.

I agree. We're going double digit in the next 5 years...

[DRIFT KING]

SS HSV said:

5 years - Labour/Conservative/LibDems = Skynet Political Program - Microsoft Governemental Cloud Services © Complete with automated road tolls, fines, broadcast into everyhome via sattelite... If you want a sneak preview, watch the 5th Element

50 years - Pistonheaads becomes Flux Capacitor Heads - Dielectric Matters
Featuring:

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Toyota Prius

Recent Hybrid Mylar Power Cells
Greddy © Maxi-current inverter
Hydrogen King Mega Cell
Pilkington Auto Tints
Car2Me - Remote car caller software
Turbo Vac ground vacuum system for better traction
RoadPilot Stealth Cloak
Ear-Sync - Aural transmitter music system
DNA Labs Security - DNA sampling reporting security system activated on vehicle touch

Priced to sell - Only 360,000,000 Yen. Very rare!
Includes 6 months Microsoft © Happy Drive EULA and Ministry Home Dock Licence





Shame I won't be around to see it but its clearly in my head

Here's my forecast:

5 years: Road charging goes ahead.

50 years: Credit Crunch 2 - The Sequel.

Edited by DRIFT KING on Sunday 14th December 00:47

[wildoliver]

ozzerr said:

Morningside said:

Serious mode: Fibreglass found to be as deadly as asbestos and all roof lagging needs to removed.

bds when i was an apprentice after a night out i slept on that shoite.

Why oh why would you choose to sleep on the most irritating substance known to man?