smoking makes you look cool!

[davido140]

Well, it doesnt really, it makes you smell funny.

Either way, I need some of those little stickers you could get to cover up the health warnings on fag packets.

In an attempt to make me pack in the habit "they" have put a picture of someone who hasnt been brushing thier teeth very often/ever on the packet.

ok, so its probably mouth/gum cancer, but they dont say that. the caption just mentions some cool sounding additives like benzene, which I thought sounded like something that made cars go faster.

As it turns out after a quick google, its an "aromatic hydrocarbon" sounds good, maybe they could put in air fresheners is its so aromatic?

[MrFlibbles]

a romantic hydrocarbon?

[ipwn]

Smoking is bad for you mkay

[DangerousMike]

benzene is pretty cool, probably will make your car go faster, smells nice, and is excellent for removing all manner of stains from ones hands but is unfortunately quite bad for you.

[Ordinary Bloke]

Smoking is brilliant. What have you got to lose???

[davido140]

DangerousMike said:

benzene is pretty cool, probably will make your car go faster, smells nice, and is excellent for removing all manner of stains from ones hands but is unfortunately quite bad for you.

Gotta take the rough with the smooth! I'll stick a few marly lights into the fuel tank in the morning to see if I can release a few more horsies!

Edited by davido140 on Saturday 13th December 22:59

[jules_s]

I have a strange image of a cigarette in a syringe on the packet of cigarettes I'm smoking at the mo.

It almost makes me feel cool that I'm doing somthing similar to jacking up some class 'A' drug while having a glass of vino

[Alfa_75_Steve]

You need one of these:

search.ebay.com/160303473084

I have a plain, non-lighter version. Bought it for a 'Bond Night' conference at work, plus a vintage 'Bond' style Ronson lighter.

[grumbledoak]

Yes. The problem is that we just don't know that it is bad for us. So it needs to be said. Again and again and again. By everyone. As if we thought there were vitamins in them.

Of course, non smokers live forever. Like the bloody vegetarians.


Good luck in your quest.

[gamefreaks]

Benzine is great stuff, but really you need conc sulpuric and nitric acid to make the most of it!

Make your own labels. Inkjet+Sticky labels.

How about:

"Smoking Seriously Calms you and others around you"
"Smokers die anyway"
"Piss off and buy your own"
"Smoking thrills"