Pet Monkey?

[Ordinary Bloke]

Tonight's threads are so dull. Do you have a pet monkey, or have you ever met anyone with a pet monkey???

[davido140]

Ordinary Bloke said:

Tonight's threads are so dull. Do you have a pet monkey, or have you ever met anyone with a pet monkey???

Does Ross off friends count?

[V8mate]

'Av you got a licence for that minkey?

[Ordinary Bloke]

Someone on PH has to have a monkey. Or a small chimp. Shirley???

[Ganglandboss]

Michael had one...................

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-vqcHTnjC6k

[Ordinary Bloke]

Ah haaaaa...

[carmonk]

When I was young one of my parents' friends had a small monkey but I never got to see it. Apparently it used to throw its own st at the TV. Still, what with the quality of programmes nowadays I've taken to doing the same thing.

[Emsman]

A mate of mine had a little monkey called sausgae.

Great little fella, used to roll ciggies for us. And nick beer, and st all over the place.

And attempted to pick things off your head the whole time.

And hated females.

But good at rolling fags, it has to be said.

[Teppic]

[Chris Griffin]Monkeys are evil. I've got one that lives in my closet.[/Chris Griffin]

[Ordinary Bloke]

Emsman said:

A mate of mine had a little monkey called sausgae.

Great little fella, used to roll ciggies for us. And nick beer, and st all over the place.

And attempted to pick things off your head the whole time.

And hated females.

But good at rolling fags, it has to be said.

sausgae? That's an unusual name. Any pics?

[Monkey boy 1]

I'll be your pet

[Emsman]

Ah,

fat fingers, he was called sausage.

Apologies, i have had a long tiring day on the piss- so would you if you had your other halfs mates round to watch the st that is the x factor.

WIll try for a pic/video, he was a mate of mines mate, but still in contact.

[johnnymaestro]

Monkey boy 1 said:

I'll be your pet

As long as I get the S2. Then we have a deal