Pathetic, ****ed, james bond/ x factor thread
Discussion
Ok im drunk.
Not really really drunk, more been drinking becks and john smiths smooth all afternoon in front tof the fire drunk.
Now, i have had to endure the end of the f
king x factor, and could only amuse myself with one thought (much to the annoyance of the girlies watching)
I may well be wrong, and im going to have to be vague, but the group (ie not the single female singer).
Usually stands 2nd from the right when they all stand there thanking the world for phoning in (and his mum for the £3,000,000 phone bill she now has.
So, is it me, or does he look just like the guy out of the james bond film (i think it was live and let die) that died when he swallowed (by force) the gas bullet??????
It most likely is, but i feel better for getting it off my chest, so thanks for reading.
Ps, I have noticed that its not the best to harp on about james bond when the x factor final is on, its a spare room offence apparently.
Not really really drunk, more been drinking becks and john smiths smooth all afternoon in front tof the fire drunk.
Now, i have had to endure the end of the f
king x factor, and could only amuse myself with one thought (much to the annoyance of the girlies watching)I may well be wrong, and im going to have to be vague, but the group (ie not the single female singer).
Usually stands 2nd from the right when they all stand there thanking the world for phoning in (and his mum for the £3,000,000 phone bill she now has.
So, is it me, or does he look just like the guy out of the james bond film (i think it was live and let die) that died when he swallowed (by force) the gas bullet??????
It most likely is, but i feel better for getting it off my chest, so thanks for reading.
Ps, I have noticed that its not the best to harp on about james bond when the x factor final is on, its a spare room offence apparently.
Woah back big fella.
Dont get me wrong, i fking hate it, but i was given little choice tonight-it gets worse here- as all the other halves friends decended to watch it as they thought take that were on.
I tried to drown myself in beer, but im still alive.
Luckily, its now finished for a long time, so at least thats something.
Dont get me wrong, i f
king hate it, but i was given little choice tonight-it gets worse here- as all the other halves friends decended to watch it as they thought take that were on.I tried to drown myself in beer, but im still alive.
Luckily, its now finished for a long time, so at least thats something.
Emsman said:
Woah back big fella.
Dont get me wrong, i fking hate it, but i was given little choice tonight-it gets worse here- as all the other halves friends decended to watch it as they thought take that were on.
I tried to drown myself in beer, but im still alive.
Luckily, its now finished for a long time, so at least thats something.
Dont get me wrong, i f
king hate it, but i was given little choice tonight-it gets worse here- as all the other halves friends decended to watch it as they thought take that were on.I tried to drown myself in beer, but im still alive.
Luckily, its now finished for a long time, so at least thats something.
I'm sorry. Oh and I feel for you there.I'm afraid I was watching the rugby instead. I think the action you took was the best one, but then again you will never ever understand why this s
te TV is so popular. I have seen more talented things drop out of me onto the porcelain, but hey this is the UK, and talentless council estate mistakes is what we want to see. (Yeah Right)Gassing Station | The Pie & Piston Archive | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff