Cheese.

[MaxAndRuby]

Would you class cheese as an animal, a vegetable, or a mineral?

While you're at it, is there anything in the known universe that cannot be grouped into one of those three classifications?

[Landlord]

MaxAndRuby said:

is there anything in the known universe that cannot be grouped into one of those three classifications?

The concept of pity?

[chevykevv]

oooooooo Cheese

Edited by chevykevv on Monday 15th December 14:19

[Mikey G]

Isnt cheese a byproduct of an animal? The Cow produces milk which is then cultivated into a bacteria or whatever it is into cheese. Surely the Bacteria is a living thing so i would say cheese is an animal.... i think...

[randomman]

Mineral.

I've always wondered what catagory Plasma would come under. I would think mineral... but it so isn't.

[Cara Van Man]

Not sure about cheese but I'm sure Amy Whinehouse may be applicable.

[thegman]

Hydrogen.

[Landlord]

anonymous said:

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Rocks?

[Cara Van Man]

Can anyone think of something that IS all 3?

I can.

My cock.

Hard as a rock.
Looks like a potato.
Smells like a pepperami.

[thegman]

Cara Van Man said:

Can anyone think of something that IS all 3?

I can.

My cock.

Hard as a CHEESE.
Looks like a CHEESE.
Smells like a CHEESE.

EFA

Edited by thegman on Monday 15th December 14:29

[Cara Van Man]

anonymous said:

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Solved. End of thread.

[MaxAndRuby]

Can you all stop pissing about, there's a serious argument at stake here.

[thegman]

I don't think this is a good classification system

[MaxAndRuby]

thegman said:

I don't think this is a good classification system

Neither does she.

[Andy Zarse]

MaxAndRuby said:

Would you class cheese as an animal, a vegetable, or a mineral?

While you're at it, is there anything in the known universe that cannot be grouped into one of those three classifications?

Yes, rather like Carvanman's cock, Dairylea would appear to fit (the) Bill perfectly.

[Cara Van Man]

Andy Zarse said:

MaxAndRuby said:

Would you class cheese as an animal, a vegetable, or a mineral?

While you're at it, is there anything in the known universe that cannot be grouped into one of those three classifications?

Yes, rather like Carvanman's cock, Dairylea would appear to fit (the) Bill perfectly.

Hey!

My kids like Dairylea

[Landlord]

anonymous said:

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[chevykevv]

anonymous said:

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This is your 2nd reference to carrots Is there something you're not telling us???

[chevykevv]

anonymous said:

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Missed that one.

[Andy Zarse]

Cara Van Man said:

Andy Zarse said:

MaxAndRuby said:

Would you class cheese as an animal, a vegetable, or a mineral?

While you're at it, is there anything in the known universe that cannot be grouped into one of those three classifications?

Yes, rather like Carvanman's cock, Dairylea would appear to fit (the) Bill perfectly.

Hey!

My kids like Dairylea

My dog likes Dairylea. I rub it on my genitals and get him to lick it off, it's great. Then I get the budgie to perch on my cock and peck a small pile of Trill off my helmet, the claws feel lovely too. I think I might have strayed O/T.