An old mate of mine......Wig pictures thread.
Discussion
When i was at school, a mate of mine had a bald dad.
Not so unusual.
Whilst visiting one day, he was in the garden, turned to us, reliased he hadnt got the "hair" on, ducked behind a wall, then re-appeared with a hat on.
All as if nothing had been seen.
Now, for 2 thirteen year olds, it was without doubt the funniest thing i have ever seem.
So, im a bit down in the dumps at the moment, and, since i am incredibly immature, could you start posting your ridiculous wig pictures here for me.
It would cheer me up for christmas
Not so unusual.
Whilst visiting one day, he was in the garden, turned to us, reliased he hadnt got the "hair" on, ducked behind a wall, then re-appeared with a hat on.
All as if nothing had been seen.
Now, for 2 thirteen year olds, it was without doubt the funniest thing i have ever seem.
So, im a bit down in the dumps at the moment, and, since i am incredibly immature, could you start posting your ridiculous wig pictures here for me.
It would cheer me up for christmas
Not sure what it is about wigs (or more accurately the wearers) that amuses me so much.
Sainsburys, Northampton (6 fields branch) there is a bloke who walks about in the most ridiculous thing you have ever seen.
How do they think they are fooling people. This blokes is even ginger for f
ks sake.
Now, is that a double bluff on his part (ie no-one would choose ginger hair, so if i get my wig done in it, they will think its real) or are these folk so thick skinned they think they are fooling us.
My hero (my dad) walked straight up to him one morning, and said:
"if i buy this for 38p and this for 78, how much will i have toupee"
The bloke didnt even register.
Sainsburys, Northampton (6 fields branch) there is a bloke who walks about in the most ridiculous thing you have ever seen.
How do they think they are fooling people. This blokes is even ginger for f
ks sake.Now, is that a double bluff on his part (ie no-one would choose ginger hair, so if i get my wig done in it, they will think its real) or are these folk so thick skinned they think they are fooling us.
My hero (my dad) walked straight up to him one morning, and said:
"if i buy this for 38p and this for 78, how much will i have toupee"
The bloke didnt even register.
mybrainhurts said:
Emsman said:
Sainsburys, Northampton (6 fields branch) there is a bloke who walks about in the most ridiculous thing you have ever seen.
Pah...My Tesco turned up black boot polish on a hairless head...
Oh, how we pissed ourselves...
k?Mind you, and off thread....
Go to the horror that is (P)Ikea in MK.
Go to the customer service counter.............
Get served by a scruffy bloke, long really greasy hair, smells of BO something chronic, then you notice the least expertly applied nail polish ever, and the name tag that says "Becky".
You are not fooling anyone, especially when he/she? starts going on about how he/she was into CB radio when he/she was younger. I got a right kick from my missus when i (with a completely straight face) state "thats a strange hobby for a lady"
Go to the horror that is (P)Ikea in MK.
Go to the customer service counter.............
Get served by a scruffy bloke, long really greasy hair, smells of BO something chronic, then you notice the least expertly applied nail polish ever, and the name tag that says "Becky".
You are not fooling anyone, especially when he/she? starts going on about how he/she was into CB radio when he/she was younger. I got a right kick from my missus when i (with a completely straight face) state "thats a strange hobby for a lady"
Emsman said:
Mind you, and off thread....
Go to the horror that is (P)Ikea in MK.
Go to the customer service counter.............
Get served by a scruffy bloke, long really greasy hair, smells of BO something chronic, then you notice the least expertly applied nail polish ever, and the name tag that says "Becky".
You are not fooling anyone, especially when he/she? starts going on about how he/she was into CB radio when he/she was younger. I got a right kick from my missus when i (with a completely straight face) state "thats a strange hobby for a lady"
Go to the horror that is (P)Ikea in MK.
Go to the customer service counter.............
Get served by a scruffy bloke, long really greasy hair, smells of BO something chronic, then you notice the least expertly applied nail polish ever, and the name tag that says "Becky".
You are not fooling anyone, especially when he/she? starts going on about how he/she was into CB radio when he/she was younger. I got a right kick from my missus when i (with a completely straight face) state "thats a strange hobby for a lady"
I found "Becky" quite entertaining too. Struck me as very odd that he/she didn't seem to make any attempt to act or talk like a lady.
Edited by 1 on Tuesday 16th December 01:18
1 said:
Emsman said:
Mind you, and off thread....
Go to the horror that is (P)Ikea in MK.
Go to the customer service counter.............
Get served by a scruffy bloke, long really greasy hair, smells of BO something chronic, then you notice the least expertly applied nail polish ever, and the name tag that says "Becky".
You are not fooling anyone, especially when he/she? starts going on about how he/she was into CB radio when he/she was younger. I got a right kick from my missus when i (with a completely straight face) state "thats a strange hobby for a lady"
If thats you becky, no offence meant- you are as strong as a forklift! i have seen you lifting furniture (or sorts, given where i was)Go to the horror that is (P)Ikea in MK.
Go to the customer service counter.............
Get served by a scruffy bloke, long really greasy hair, smells of BO something chronic, then you notice the least expertly applied nail polish ever, and the name tag that says "Becky".
You are not fooling anyone, especially when he/she? starts going on about how he/she was into CB radio when he/she was younger. I got a right kick from my missus when i (with a completely straight face) state "thats a strange hobby for a lady"
Just not very* feminine
- For not very, read not at fking all squire
I found "Becky" quite entertaining too. Struck me as very odd that he/she didn't seem to make any attempt to act or talk like a lady.
Edited by 1 on Tuesday 16th December 01:18
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