Pick a war, any way!

[Airbag]

So, say this economic downturn brings about the next great global war, where's your money.

I'm going with Canada v. Russia over the arctic.


You?

eta: Yes, the title should read "Pick a war, any war!"

d'oh.

Edited by Airbag on Tuesday 16th December 23:26

[TheEnd]

Holland vs Netherlands (with the Dutch as the peacekeepers)

[Airbag]

TheEnd said:

Holland vs Netherlands (with the Dutch as the peacekeepers)

Or maybe Belgium vs. itself?

[eharding]

Airbag said:

So, say this economic downturn brings about the next great global war, where's your money.

I'm going with Canada v. Russia over the arctic.


You?

"When Canada is dead and gone, there'll be no more Celine Dion" (sounds of cheering)

My vote for the next great global war would be The Isle of Man vs. The Republic of Rolf Harris, a trademark dispute over the three-legged emblem turns sour, Rolf imposes a Total Exclusion Zone around Manx territory, a Royal Navy missile sub is sunk by mistake and the whole thing goes instant sunshine all round.

[TWSTEEL]

My money's on India V Pakstan with tactical nukes and the economic downturn just an excuse.
Other than that Europe V Russia when Putin turns off the gas.

[anonymous-user]

Me vs. the French. I'm tired of their bullst, plus I'd quite like a nice summer house.

[Nolar Dog]

UK Government Vs. "Us"

[whitechief]

Airbag said:

So, say this economic downturn brings about the next great global war, where's your money.

I'm going with Canada v. Russia over the arctic.


You?

eta: Yes, the title should read "Pick a war, any war!"

d'oh.

Edited by Airbag on Tuesday 16th December 23:26

Really?

[Twincharged]

Symbolica said:

Me vs. the French. I'm tired of their bullst, plus I'd quite like a nice summer house.

One of the comedians on "Live at the Apollo" said something like: "Income tax was introduced to fund a war against the French. Since we still have to pay income tax, how about it then?"

[Martial Arts Man]

TWSTEEL said:

My money's on India V Pakstan with tactical nukes and the economic downturn just an excuse.
Other than that Europe V Russia when Putin turns off the gas.

Economic downturn? That's perhaps the one thing that will stop them going to war. Pakistan simply cannot afford it.

Where've you been the last few weeks?

MAM

P.S. Mumbai is a clue

[mybrainhurts]

France will surrender...

[sleep envy]

mybrainhurts said:

France will surrender...

3rd time lucky?

[Graham E]

i'd like "honest people vs utter scum" the world over.

we could start with those aholes in croxteth.

the yanks could start with the bronx etc

you southerners could start with essex.

(only kidding, my orange skinned countrymen, we northerers love you)

[TWSTEEL]

Martial Arts Man said:

TWSTEEL said:

My money's on India V Pakstan with tactical nukes and the economic downturn just an excuse.
Other than that Europe V Russia when Putin turns off the gas.

Economic downturn? That's perhaps the one thing that will stop them going to war. Pakistan simply cannot afford it.

Where've you been the last few weeks?

MAM

P.S. Mumbai is a clue

Well common sense isn't really very common and war's always a way out of ecomic straits.

Anyway you're not my Mam

[sleep envy]

Graham E said:

you southerners could start with essex.

slough and wokingham would be a better place to start IMO

[ypauly]

Saudi Arabia

no point going anywhere else they got everything we want money/oil

[TommyTT]

Israel v the rest of the Arab nations would be quite interesting, especially if Iran does have nuclear capabilities.

[The Tea Boy]

Nolar Dog said:

UK Government Vs. "Us"

+1

[ypauly]

The Tea Boy said:

Nolar Dog said:

UK Government Vs. "Us"

+1

Ok you 2 make a start, i'll catch you up later

[Emsman]

Symbolica said:

Me vs. the French. I'm tired of their bullst, plus I'd quite like a nice summer house.

Let me know when you plan to invade, i am prepared to go halves on the ferry ticket.

May as well go in some comfort, i dont expect much in the way of opposition.
They put up more of a fight about not having a bloody McDonalds than when the Nazis arrived