Sorry ladies- Rag rage thread
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Jesus wept.
Missus has fallen to the communists.
She came home from work, stomped about, then went ballistic over 2 saucepans being put away with the handles the wrong way round. You would have thought i had killed her mother from the rage.
Has anyone had a more futile case?
Gentlemen, over to you...............
Missus has fallen to the communists.
She came home from work, stomped about, then went ballistic over 2 saucepans being put away with the handles the wrong way round. You would have thought i had killed her mother from the rage.
Has anyone had a more futile case?
Gentlemen, over to you...............
My missus was just in tears on the phone because I had the audacity to ask her what day and time she will be arriving in England for Christmas.
Apparently she already told me, and this was an excuse to go crazy!
blob strops for the loss
Its just their way OP.
Im sure you would get pretty furious too if blood and mucous came out of your japs eye when the moon commands it.
Apparently she already told me, and this was an excuse to go crazy!
blob strops for the loss
Its just their way OP.
Im sure you would get pretty furious too if blood and mucous came out of your japs eye when the moon commands it.
my retort would be of equal measure but when she is clean of the red plague
WHY THE f
k HAVE YOU LEFT THE fkING TOILET SEAT DOWN AGAIN YOU USELESS MISERABLE USELESS fkWIT I'VE GONE AND PISSED ALL OVER THE fkING FLOOR AGAIN tt.
WHY THE f
k HAVE YOU LEFT THE fkING TOILET SEAT DOWN AGAIN YOU USELESS MISERABLE USELESS fkWIT I'VE GONE AND PISSED ALL OVER THE fkING FLOOR AGAIN tt. in caps because you'd be shouting this and have a face like a spacehopper. lets see how they like it eh
Edited by slideways on Wednesday 17th December 03:49
LongQ said:
I wouldn't worry sir, they all do that.
Not all of them. Perhaps I've been lucky, but the majority of women I've lived with for any length of time haven't turned into raging psycho's whenever Mr Moon pays a visit. Less Jekyll and Hyde, more Jekyll and "slightly more sensitive Jekyll who just wants to sit on the sofa wrapped in a duvet, with a hot water bottle on their tummy, watching Friends, eating chocolate and having their feet massaged".Apart from the first wife. Although she was just mental.
Sciroccology said:
LongQ said:
I wouldn't worry sir, they all do that.
Not all of them. Perhaps I've been lucky, but the majority of women I've lived with for any length of time haven't turned into raging psycho's whenever Mr Moon pays a visit. Less Jekyll and Hyde, more Jekyll and "slightly more sensitive Jekyll who just wants to sit on the sofa wrapped in a duvet, with a hot water bottle on their tummy, watching Friends, eating chocolate and having their feet massaged".Apart from the first wife. Although she was just mental.
But lived with a couple and never had an issue. Just pay attention (a bit hard to miss when you sleep in the same bed), make them hot chocolate, get them a hot water bottle and you'll still get action in one way or another.
See. Presenting a caring face usually hides an ulterior motive
Colonial said:
Sciroccology said:
LongQ said:
I wouldn't worry sir, they all do that.
Not all of them. Perhaps I've been lucky, but the majority of women I've lived with for any length of time haven't turned into raging psycho's whenever Mr Moon pays a visit. Less Jekyll and Hyde, more Jekyll and "slightly more sensitive Jekyll who just wants to sit on the sofa wrapped in a duvet, with a hot water bottle on their tummy, watching Friends, eating chocolate and having their feet massaged".Apart from the first wife. Although she was just mental.
But lived with a couple and never had an issue. Just pay attention (a bit hard to miss when you sleep in the same bed), make them hot chocolate, get them a hot water bottle and you'll still get action in one way or another.
See. Presenting a caring face usually hides an ulterior motive
Sciroccology said:
LongQ said:
I wouldn't worry sir, they all do that.
Not all of them. Perhaps I've been lucky, but the majority of women I've lived with for any length of time haven't turned into raging psycho's whenever Mr Moon pays a visit. Less Jekyll and Hyde, more Jekyll and "slightly more sensitive Jekyll who just wants to sit on the sofa wrapped in a duvet, with a hot water bottle on their tummy, watching Friends, eating chocolate and having their feet massaged".Hot water bottle and a duvet are all that are needed and I get some quality time for games on my PC.
She always apologises later too!
I have however been out with some proper mentals when its that time. I think they need therapy, although I wont be the one to tell them, I dont fancy being stabbed 50 times.
My Wife has OCD when it comes to the pans as well.
When I do the washing up, I just dry them, pile them back in the cupboard and close the door quick before they all fall out.
She always comes in and moans before re-stacking them 'properly'.
The trick with women is to note what little things make them annoyed, and make sure you always exaggerate whatever it is. They like something to moan about see, it keep the marriage strong.
When I do the washing up, I just dry them, pile them back in the cupboard and close the door quick before they all fall out.
She always comes in and moans before re-stacking them 'properly'.
The trick with women is to note what little things make them annoyed, and make sure you always exaggerate whatever it is. They like something to moan about see, it keep the marriage strong.
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