It really annoys me when...

[ironictwist]

You have a gorgeous girl working with you, I'd say, ideal girlfriend material, she could pass for around 20/21 (I'm 22), but she's actual a young mum of about 25 & married...But she 100% does not look like she's had a baby nor does she look like she's married.

Eurgh...Maybe I should find out about her single friends?

I feel slightly better venting here now.

[Ahhh Moneypenny]

It really annoys me when...

people post boring random st on the internet

[Mc Lovin]

unlucky on both counts then

[Colin_147]

How do you 'look' married?

[MK4 Slowride]

Colin_147 said:

How do you 'look' married?

Fat & desparate for a shag.

[guffhoover]

ironictwist said:

You have a gorgeous girl working with you, I'd say, ideal girlfriend material, she could pass for around 20/21 (I'm 22), but she's actual a young mum of about 25 & married...But she 100% does not look like she's had a baby nor does she look like she's married.

Eurgh...Maybe I should find out about her single friends?

I feel slightly better venting here now.

funny how its always the fit young ones that look single

[Mc Lovin]

Colin_147 said:

How do you 'look' married?

Like this

[SleeperCell]

ironictwist said:

But she 100% does not look like she's had a baby nor does she look like she's married.

That's probably because she is 25...

[ironictwist]

Ahhh Moneypenny said:

It really annoys me when...

people post boring random st on the internet

If we can't scream in the P+P then life would be a lot more painful, you have to bear in mind that the P+P is a valuable public service that benefits all the sexually repressed folk on PH, including moi.

Basically this could be summed up as a "Worst I need to get laid thread". Anyway, I must be quicker off the mark as Bedford rightly pointed out.

Ho-hum...So BR, how's the love life? Any chance of there being a Mrs.Rascal, or god forbid, is there already one?

[TonyHetherington]

Amateur.

[HRG]

ironictwist said:

You have a gorgeous girl working with you, I'd say, ideal girlfriend material, she could pass for around 20/21 (I'm 22), but she's actual a young mum of about 25 & married...But she 100% does not look like she's had a baby nor does she look like she's married.

Eurgh...Maybe I should find out about her single friends?

I feel slightly better venting here now.

A fistable MILF? What's not to like?

[Mc Lovin]

ironictwist said:

Ho-hum...So BR, how's the love life? Any chance of there being a Mrs.Rascal, or god forbid, is there already one?

What Mr Rascal does with his rascal is clearly none of your business

[ironictwist]

HRG said:

ironictwist said:

You have a gorgeous girl working with you, I'd say, ideal girlfriend material, she could pass for around 20/21 (I'm 22), but she's actual a young mum of about 25 & married...But she 100% does not look like she's had a baby nor does she look like she's married.

Eurgh...Maybe I should find out about her single friends?

I feel slightly better venting here now.

A fistable MILF? What's not to like?

Oh so true...Anyway, the plot thickens, her brother is apparently a PH'er, unsure whether he's active on the forums, but he definitely checks the site

Must restrain myself!

[Landlord]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

And she's a hotty.

[elster]

ironictwist said:

You have a gorgeous girl working with you, I'd say, ideal girlfriend material, she could pass for around 20/21 (I'm 22), but she's actual a young mum of about 25 & married...But she 100% does not look like she's had a baby nor does she look like she's married.

Eurgh...Maybe I should find out about her single friends?

I feel slightly better venting here now.

SO what if she is married. Married women are more fun

[ironictwist]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Is this true? & more importantly, does she have a single sister around saaaaaaaaay...22?

[ironictwist]

elster said:

ironictwist said:

You have a gorgeous girl working with you, I'd say, ideal girlfriend material, she could pass for around 20/21 (I'm 22), but she's actual a young mum of about 25 & married...But she 100% does not look like she's had a baby nor does she look like she's married.

Eurgh...Maybe I should find out about her single friends?

I feel slightly better venting here now.

SO what if she is married. Married women are more fun

I know what you mean...But that's just wrong. I shouldn't. I musn't. But it's hard to resist.

No I won't & you can't make me!

[Ahhh Moneypenny]

ironictwist said:

elster said:

ironictwist said:

You have a gorgeous girl working with you, I'd say, ideal girlfriend material, she could pass for around 20/21 (I'm 22), but she's actual a young mum of about 25 & married...But she 100% does not look like she's had a baby nor does she look like she's married.

Eurgh...Maybe I should find out about her single friends?

I feel slightly better venting here now.

SO what if she is married. Married women are more fun

I know what you mean...But that's just wrong. I shouldn't. I musn't. But it's hard to resist.

No I won't & you can't make me!

you would never pull her with the crap motor anyways

[ironictwist]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Hmm...I'll come back to you, will you do a P/X exchange with my Shogun?

[ironictwist]

Ahhh Moneypenny said:

ironictwist said:

elster said:

ironictwist said:

You have a gorgeous girl working with you, I'd say, ideal girlfriend material, she could pass for around 20/21 (I'm 22), but she's actual a young mum of about 25 & married...But she 100% does not look like she's had a baby nor does she look like she's married.

Eurgh...Maybe I should find out about her single friends?

I feel slightly better venting here now.

SO what if she is married. Married women are more fun

I know what you mean...But that's just wrong. I shouldn't. I musn't. But it's hard to resist.

No I won't & you can't make me!

you would never pull her with the crap motor anyways

You just stepped waaaaaaaaaay over the mark Missy...I'll have you know they're not crap.

Despite being total moneypits & the pursuit of someone bordering on insanity

So to clarify, they're not all that bad.