Is my wife being unreasonable?

[Cara Van Man]

I'm going to a rather heavy duty drinking function tonight and Mrs Pee has refused to let me come home afterwards due to the state I got into last year....e.g. I puked all over the lounge (she cleaned up as I was unable to move or talk).

So, I have been asked in no uncertain terms to stay in the caravan.

[Cara Van Man]

I've already voted.

[chevykevv]

It's not looking good for you..

[BoRED S2upid]

You mean sometimes she lets you in the house?.

[ali_kat]

[chunkymonkey71]

you puked on the carpet?

Heaven forbid you bled once a month and got all unreasonable...!

:-)

[SHutchinson]

Offer to stay in a cheap Travelodge in the centre of town (where all of the scantily clad xmas party revelling ladies will be), she'll change her tune!

[sleep envy]

just do what every other self respecting bloke does

sleep in the front garden

[plasticpig]

Does she get to clean the puke out of the caravan this year instead then?

[yorky500]

You have done worse last year and p1$$ed in the kettle ............

[bob1179]

Put your foot down man, you are the head of the household.

If you deem it necessary to come home in a blind drunk state, stagger around for forty minutes trying to unlock the front door whilst simultaneously taking a piss on the cat, then fall over, throw up over yourself and weep gently until you fall into a semi coma. You do it.

[Cara Van Man]

You see, my masterstroke in my plan is that the Caravan is parked in the car park of where the function is

So I only have to fall out of the door, and into....erm, the door.

[JazD]

Look at the bright side. You're being allowed out to drink as much as you possibly can with absolutely no fear of retribution from your wife. You lucky bd

[G'kar]

sleep envy said:

just do what every other self respecting bloke does

sleep in the front garden

Is he vomiting profusely staying at yours next week?

[james_tigerwoods]

I think in asking the question, you know the answer.










Buy her some GHDs and some Ugg boots - that'll make her happy!

[Cara Van Man]

plasticpig said:

Does she get to clean the puke out of the caravan this year instead then?

Nail.Head.Hit.

Oh dear.

[sleep envy]

do you need to borrow a camp bed?

[Cara Van Man]

sleep envy said:

do you need to borrow a camp bed?

Yes.

You haven't got one, have you?

[Podie]

bob1179 said:

Put your foot down man, you are the head of the household.

If you deem it necessary to come home in a blind drunk state, stagger around for forty minutes trying to unlock the front door whilst simultaneously taking a piss on the cat, then fall over, throw up over yourself and weep gently until you fall into a semi coma. You do it.

Just don't expect to wake up with a pair of bks though...

[chevykevv]

sleep envy said:

do you need a camp bed friend?

EFA