Post Mortem / Autopsy
Discussion
Folks,
Would I be right in thinking that there is no way you can avoid a post mortem if you die suddenly (like having a statement along those lines put in your will for example?)
I think that I would rather someone got away with my murder than the thought of me being cut to bits by the coroner.
Would I be right in thinking that there is no way you can avoid a post mortem if you die suddenly (like having a statement along those lines put in your will for example?)
I think that I would rather someone got away with my murder than the thought of me being cut to bits by the coroner.
jshell said:
Old mate of mine was/is pathologist. He says he'd do anything to prevent a family member going through a PM. Read into that what you will.
He believes that a sooth-sayer will successfully read his relatives intestines and reveal his penchant for dressing-up as a tart and w
king over granny porn?oobster said:
Folks,
Would I be right in thinking that there is no way you can avoid a post mortem if you die suddenly (like having a statement along those lines put in your will for example?)
I think that I would rather someone got away with my murder than the thought of me being cut to bits by the coroner.
Depends how you die. If you die of an obvious cause (i.e. you get squashed flat by a steamroller (it gets little more sudden than that)) there's no reason to butcher your carcass.Would I be right in thinking that there is no way you can avoid a post mortem if you die suddenly (like having a statement along those lines put in your will for example?)
I think that I would rather someone got away with my murder than the thought of me being cut to bits by the coroner.
Edited by ultegra on Thursday 18th December 14:35
ultegra said:
Depends how you die. If you die of an obvious cause (i.e. you get squashed flat by a steamroller (it gets little more sudden than that)) there's no reason to butcher your carcass.
They'd have to scrape you up first anyway. Can't do a post mortem when there's nowt to chop up. 
Landlord said:
singlecoil said:
I'm not going to have one until after I'm dead. As you lot are all figments of my imagination the world will cease to exist when I die so there won't be anyone to do the PM anyway
Are you going to bury your cat with you - whether it's dead or not?jshell said:
Old mate of mine was/is pathologist. He says he'd do anything to prevent a family member going through a PM. Read into that what you will.
He has written himself into every member of his family's will as sole-beneficiary and is now engaged in bringing about multiple, highly-painful deaths through gradual salt poisoning?SGirl said:
ultegra said:
Depends how you die. If you die of an obvious cause (i.e. you get squashed flat by a steamroller (it gets little more sudden than that)) there's no reason to butcher your carcass.
They'd have to scrape you up first anyway. Can't do a post mortem when there's nowt to chop up. jshell said:
Old mate of mine was/is pathologist. He says he'd do anything to prevent a family member going through a PM. Read into that what you will.
my dad is a pathologist, I dunno what you are talking about - sounds like a right laugh - the big Y cut, cleaning your intestines out by attaching them to the tap and having it all spray around like an unattended firehose etc etc - wish I could watch my own PM. Landlord said:
singlecoil said:
I'm not going to have one until after I'm dead. As you lot are all figments of my imagination the world will cease to exist when I die so there won't be anyone to do the PM anyway
Are you going to bury your cat with you - whether it's dead or not?
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