Daughter drops *the* bombshell...

[HRG]

Well I guess I probably should have known from her demeanour, but I still can't help blaming myself for not noticing.

My eldest daughter is outwardly perfectly normal and happy, you certainly wouldn't know anything was wrong from looking at her. But looking back, the signs were there. I missed them and I've only got myself to blame.

Last night she finally plucked up the courage and told me.
































"Dad, I'm a vegetarian"

What's a man to do, I feel such a failure as a parent. Is there any way I can "turn" her back to normal?

[Badgerboy]

Bacon. Everytime.

[Maxf]

Bacon.

[Stu R]

Bacon, or murder.

[nonplussed]

If that, prepare roast chicken as 2nd line of assault. Bound to work.

[HRG]

It was bacon that prompted her confession you heartless bds

[MrMoonyMan]

Oh dear, I feel for you. Don't know what I'd do in a similar situation (apart from be surprised that I suddenly have a daughter :snigger: ).

Vegetarinaism. It ain't normal.

[jammy_basturd]

You mean to say she no longer likes a good spit roast?

[Maxf]

If god didnt want us to eat animals he wouldnt have made them out of meat.

See her argument against that!

[nonplussed]

jammy_basturd said:

You mean to say she no longer likes a good spit roast?

Only 8 posts in. Standards are slipping....

[G'kar]

Probably dating a veggie girl, just a phase that'll pass.

[FourWheelDrift]

HRG said:

It was bacon that prompted her confession you heartless bds

Tell her it's a quorn based bacon substitute.

[HRG]

Maxf said:

If god didnt want us to eat animals he wouldnt have made them out of meat.

See her argument against that!

I actually said "If god hadn't wanted us to eat animals why did he make them taste so good"?

[PD9]

Throw her out....



Infact what age is she?

Pics, Pics, Pics!!

Edited by PD9 on Friday 19th December 15:05

[Cara Van Man]

Pin her to the floor, kneel on her chest, force her mouth open then drop little pieces of raw chopped liver into her mouth.

That should show her the error of her ways.

[Famous Graham]

G'kar said:

Probably dating a veggie girl, just a phase that'll pass.

[HRG]

I probably should point out that she's ten before you all get too carried away...

[scotal]

HRG said:

"Dad, I'm a vegetarian"

What's a man to do, I feel such a failure as a parent. Is there any way I can "turn" her back to normal?

1. Ask for a DNA test, check she really is "yours"
2. Kill her buryy her under the patio.
3. Disown her
4. At the very least disinherit her "No bloody hippys are getting my money" (best delivered in a northern accent)

I'm afraid her being vegetarian does rather mark you out as a bit wanting in parental skills HRG, maybe its just a phase though eh? Chin up.

Curing her will take roast meat. (no pork sword jokes gentlemen, behave please this is the mans child after all)
The worst veggies I have ever met were always eventually turned by frying bacon or a roast.

[fulham911club]

Grow up!

Edited by Big Al. on Saturday 20th December 14:38

[Yugguy]

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, made a very tasty snack.