Holding the World to ransom, who's with me?
Holding the World to ransom, who's with me?
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DrTre

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12,957 posts

261 months

Saturday 20th December 2008
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Right, I've had an idea for a while (I might have mentioned it already, I can't remember) but for one reason and another, mainly really busy at work, I've not put it into action. I've got the plan, I've got the idea but I'm not a details man, I need a team around me to fill in the blanks.

Basically I want to hold the world to ransom.

How? I hear you ask...well, air pressure. Simple.

Air pressure at ground level is greater than the vacuum in space, yeah? With me? Well, what we do is build a really long tube from a small plot of land out into space. We put a tap on the end that is in space. We then tell the world that unless they give us everything we want we will let out all the air from the world.

So...who's with me? I know there are a few hurdles but they're not insurmountable...

Gruffy

7,212 posts

288 months

Saturday 20th December 2008
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What are our demands?

HRG

72,863 posts

268 months

Saturday 20th December 2008
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Gruffy said:
What are our demands?
One million dollars...

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

254 months

Saturday 20th December 2008
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1 million dollars.



jules_s

5,256 posts

262 months

Saturday 20th December 2008
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Gruffy said:
What are our demands?
We could vent some CO2 off biggrin

Oh, maybe that's not such a good idea...

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

254 months

Saturday 20th December 2008
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Bugger

s3fella

10,524 posts

216 months

Saturday 20th December 2008
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HRG said:
Gruffy said:
What are our demands?
One million dollars...
how much for the tube?

HRG

72,863 posts

268 months

Saturday 20th December 2008
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Famous Graham said:
Bugger
You snooze, you lose.

DrTre

Original Poster:

12,957 posts

261 months

Saturday 20th December 2008
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Gruffy said:
What are our demands?
Good question.

I must admit to not wanting much, although HRGs Griff has caught my eye tonight.

An end to disease, poverty, yada yada, you know, populist stuff to keep people onside...

Cacolac, I really like Cacolac...it's a French chocolate milk drink. So, that too.

A massive Scalextric set would be cool.

HRG

72,863 posts

268 months

Saturday 20th December 2008
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DrTre said:
I must admit to not wanting much, although HRGs Griff has caught my eye tonight.

One million dollars to you biggrin

Morningside

24,147 posts

258 months

Saturday 20th December 2008
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HRG said:
Gruffy said:
What are our demands?
One million American dollars...
EFA.

DrTre

Original Poster:

12,957 posts

261 months

Saturday 20th December 2008
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HRG said:
DrTre said:
I must admit to not wanting much, although HRGs Griff has caught my eye tonight.

One million dollars to you biggrin
Right, one of the demands is definitely a million dollars then...you can all feel free to PM things to me that you want to sell. If we pull this off I'll be able to afford a few trinkets.

I'll need to pay off the mortgage first though, it always pays to be financially prudent. Even as a benevolent dictator.

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

254 months

Saturday 20th December 2008
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HRG said:
Famous Graham said:
Bugger
You snooze, you lose.
I did it better blah

Ordinary Bloke

4,559 posts

227 months

Saturday 20th December 2008
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I'm in.

I have started saving the cardboard tubes from toilet rolls, I can probably provide 24" by the new year...

Whatever we demand, make sure it's not in pounds sterling please!

HRG

72,863 posts

268 months

Saturday 20th December 2008
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Famous Graham said:
HRG said:
Famous Graham said:
Bugger
You snooze, you lose.
I did it better blah
But your search for Dr Evil cost you the prize biggrin

whoami

13,200 posts

269 months

Saturday 20th December 2008
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DrTre said:
A massive Scalextric set would be cool.
I'm with you but, how massive are we talking here?

DrTre

Original Poster:

12,957 posts

261 months

Saturday 20th December 2008
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whoami said:
DrTre said:
A massive Scalextric set would be cool.
I'm with you but, how massive are we talking here?
Oh I'm talking big. How about we use Switzerland? Actually, no, that's for real cars...what about Belgium, that's a waste of space at the moment. And there's beer there. And porn next door (hirsute or otherwise for HRGs benefit wink)

Yeah. Belgium is the Bloke Lounge on this expedition.

But, you're welcome to have your own input.

Edited by DrTre on Saturday 20th December 23:59

Gruffy

7,212 posts

288 months

Sunday 21st December 2008
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I want to see George Peppard dug up and the A-Team reformed and I think it would not be unreasonable to ask for Jessica Alba to get 'em out on film.

HRG

72,863 posts

268 months

Sunday 21st December 2008
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We don't need to add garnish to our ransom demands wink

trampagne

1,211 posts

219 months

Sunday 21st December 2008
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DrTre said:
Right, I've had an idea for a while (I might have mentioned it already, I can't remember) but for one reason and another, mainly really busy at work, I've not put it into action. I've got the plan, I've got the idea but I'm not a details man, I need a team around me to fill in the blanks.

Basically I want to hold the world to ransom.

How? I hear you ask...well, air pressure. Simple.

Air pressure at ground level is greater than the vacuum in space, yeah? With me? Well, what we do is build a really long tube from a small plot of land out into space. We put a tap on the end that is in space. We then tell the world that unless they give us everything we want we will let out all the air from the world.

So...who's with me? I know there are a few hurdles but they're not insurmountable...
Passion for Integrales but you can't get a Saab to work? I suggest you start by melting Lego men.