anyone else off with man flu?

[buccal]

All i can say is thank god for pistonheads. Although i think i have been through the classifieds completely now. Twice.

[wargriff]

Have just returned to work today..1 stone lighter and looking half dead (so say work mates)

Dont want to have it over xmas..

Hope anyone with it gets better quickly.

[Kieran XJR]

I've not been ill for ages, not had any time off sick this year, unfortunately.

[L100NYY]

Just getting over it now, only lasted a few days thank God!!

[Kentish]

I had it after some kind soul sneezed into my face in the HMV store the other lunchtime!

I still went to work, it's the time of year for sharing ....right

[Robatr0n]

wargriff said:

Have just returned to work today..1 stone lighter and looking half dead (so say work mates)

Dont want to have it over xmas..

Hope anyone with it gets better quickly.

Today is my first proper day in work for 3 weeks.

[judas]

I've been back at work a few days after having it, but should really have taken more time off. It's a real nasty bug. Lost nearly a stone in 10 days - still not eating properly and coughing myself silly every now and then.

[schnell]

L100NYY said:

Just getting over it now, only lasted a few days thank God!!

Loon, you never said.

Och you poor lamb, you. You could have died!

[Mr POD]

Last Wednesday afternoon at work I found that 2 paracetemol and 2 Ibrufen were not enough to stop the stabbing pain in my Left Leg. When I eventually got home and crawled into bed I did not move for 24 hours, when I was FORCED to get up and put the christmas tree up. Then I 'did' the bins, which took me out into the cold and dark. Then I went back to bed until Friday pm, when I was forced to 'unpack' christmas food shopping and help trim the tree. On Saturday I felt fine.

[Steamer]

Think yourselves lucky!

My doctor stuck his finger finger up my 'Arris first thing this morning

...I'm still in a state of shock, sitting at a funny angle and wondering what the hell I did to deserve that!!

[buccal]

Steamer said:

Think yourselves lucky!

My doctor stuck his finger finger up my 'Arris first thing this morning

...I'm still in a state of shock, sitting at a funny angle and wondering what the hell I did to deserve that!!

Just wait till they get the colonoscope thingy out

[ShadownINja]

Off with man flu? Doesn't make sense. You can work through man flu. Or is Sir perhaps more suited to a Golf Cabriolet?

Edited by ShadownINja on Monday 22 December 10:21

[schnell]

Steamer said:

Think yourselves lucky!

My doctor stuck his finger finger up my 'Arris first thing this morning

...I'm still in a state of shock, sitting at a funny angle and wondering what the hell I did to deserve that!!

It's not a pleasant feeling is it?

I've never understood why gays enjoy it so much

[captainzep]

Steamer said:

Think yourselves lucky!

My doctor stuck his finger finger up my 'Arris first thing this morning

...I'm still in a state of shock, sitting at a funny angle and wondering what the hell I did to deserve that!!

Did he place a single, tender kiss on your neck as he reached the 3rd knuckle?

Its the sense of shame and uncertainty that you're left with isn't it?

You know, -after the prostate massaged orgasm.

[schnell]

captainzep said:

Steamer said:

Think yourselves lucky!

My doctor stuck his finger finger up my 'Arris first thing this morning

...I'm still in a state of shock, sitting at a funny angle and wondering what the hell I did to deserve that!!

Did he place a single, tender kiss on your neck as he reached the 3rd knuckle?

Its the sense of shame and uncertainty that you're left with isn't it?

You know, -after the prostate massaged orgasm.

That made my blood run cold.

<shudder>

[ShadownINja]

captainzep said:

Steamer said:

Think yourselves lucky!

My doctor stuck his finger finger up my 'Arris first thing this morning

...I'm still in a state of shock, sitting at a funny angle and wondering what the hell I did to deserve that!!

Did he place a single, tender kiss on your neck as he reached the 3rd knuckle?

Its the sense of shame and uncertainty that you're left with isn't it?

You know, -after the prostate massaged orgasm.

Had a rather attractive, petite, female doc do this to me a while ago. I was going to comment that usually, I prefer to go on a few dates or see a movie, or even just go for a drink or two before we get so close but I felt it was inappropriate at the time as her delicately probing, slim finger was quite uncomfortable enough as it was!

The follow-up check by the rotund 50-something male doctor made me realise that there was a time and place for obesity and this wasn't one of them.

Edited by ShadownINja on Monday 22 December 10:32

[buccal]

ShadownINja said:

captainzep said:

Steamer said:

Think yourselves lucky!

My doctor stuck his finger finger up my 'Arris first thing this morning

...I'm still in a state of shock, sitting at a funny angle and wondering what the hell I did to deserve that!!

Did he place a single, tender kiss on your neck as he reached the 3rd knuckle?

Its the sense of shame and uncertainty that you're left with isn't it?

You know, -after the prostate massaged orgasm.

Had a rather attractive, petite, female doc do this to me a while ago. I was going to comment that usually, I prefer to go on a few dates or see a movie, or even just go for a drink or two before we get so close but I felt it was inappropriate at the time as her delicately probing, slim finger was quite uncomfortable enough as it was!

[Steamer]

schnell said:

Steamer said:

Think yourselves lucky!

My doctor stuck his finger finger up my 'Arris first thing this morning

...I'm still in a state of shock, sitting at a funny angle and wondering what the hell I did to deserve that!!

It's not a pleasant feeling is it?

I've never understood why gays enjoy it so much

I swear it was my penance for the amount of girlfriends I'd pestered

When I sat down at his desk I spotted a new set of alfa keys as well... its okay i thought... he's one of us! His poor mrs must be a real pillow biter

[captainzep]

ShadownINja said:

captainzep said:

Steamer said:

Think yourselves lucky!

My doctor stuck his finger finger up my 'Arris first thing this morning

...I'm still in a state of shock, sitting at a funny angle and wondering what the hell I did to deserve that!!

Did he place a single, tender kiss on your neck as he reached the 3rd knuckle?

Its the sense of shame and uncertainty that you're left with isn't it?

You know, -after the prostate massaged orgasm.

Had a rather attractive, petite, female doc do this to me a while ago. I was going to comment that usually, I prefer to go on a few dates or see a movie, or even just go for a drink or two before we get so close but I felt it was inappropriate at the time as her delicately probing, slim finger was quite uncomfortable enough as it was!

Lady Doctor: Ah Mr Ninja. Take a seat. -So, you think you've got Prostate Cancer?
ShadowNinja: Yes!
Lady Doctor: Again?
ShadowNinja: -Yes!
Lady Doctor: [sighs] Alright then, just hop up on the be... oh I see you already have...
ShadowNinja: Er, I took the liberty of 'lubing up' first Doctor. Fruits of the Forest flavour today...

etc

[Alex106]

All it means is you sit at home surfing PH, on full pay I assume? While most of us sit at work surfing PH too.