Anyone likely to have a bust-up this Christmas !! ??
Anyone likely to have a bust-up this Christmas !! ??
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toppstuff

Original Poster:

13,698 posts

276 months

Monday 22nd December 2008
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Because it looks like I am !

It seems that over the Christmas break, dearly beloved members of the in-laws family are visiting.

Now the truth is that a significant number of the in-laws work in the public sector. Yep, they are lentilist left - thinking guardian readers with public sector pensions and a fully paid up membership with the Nu Labia fan club.

I can only grit my teeth and refrain from baiting them, while a part of me wants to set fire to them all with the brandy for the Christmas pudding.

Any advice to survive the next week?


Scrooge


Mexico.

1,254 posts

216 months

Monday 22nd December 2008
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Go on holiday smile

speed_monkey

3,503 posts

218 months

Monday 22nd December 2008
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buy them some of these for christmas............ perfect christmas pressi for lefty inlaws

drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

240 months

Monday 22nd December 2008
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Do something creative to the pud.

"I've taken your crap for the last few years, now take mine"

dazren

22,612 posts

290 months

Monday 22nd December 2008
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Jump in feet first. Got to be the unfunded pensions attack.

The government will not be able to afford to pay them what they've been promised, so they are going to get screwed in the same way taxpayers have. You're only mentioning it as you are concerned for their well being and feel they should make additional provisions.

Monki

1,233 posts

220 months

Monday 22nd December 2008
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I've got a bag of rat poison, might go nice with their mulled wine?

Eddh

4,656 posts

221 months

Monday 22nd December 2008
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drivin_me_nuts said:
Do something creative to the pud.

"I've taken your crap for the last few years, now take mine"
rofl

Simpo Two

92,708 posts

294 months

Monday 22nd December 2008
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toppstuff said:
Now the truth is that a significant number of the in-laws work in the public sector. Yep, they are lentilist left - thinking guardian readers with public sector pensions and a fully paid up membership with the Nu Labia fan club.
Just don't talk politics or the environment. However, if they mention it, tell them that it's their fault Brown is PM, what's the carbon footprint of a bottle of water, and at least you've got a proper job biggrin

toppstuff

Original Poster:

13,698 posts

276 months

Monday 22nd December 2008
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speed_monkey said:
buy them some of these for christmas............ perfect christmas pressi for lefty inlaws
Oh if only you knew how funny that would be !! Very tempting..

Simpo Two

92,708 posts

294 months

Monday 22nd December 2008
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speed_monkey said:
buy them some of these for christmas............ perfect christmas pressi for lefty inlaws
I see that as a useful reminder of the value that immigrants play in our economy...





(Well they might if we had one)

stormin

1,304 posts

240 months

Monday 22nd December 2008
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Pretend you've lost your voice?

speed_monkey

3,503 posts

218 months

Monday 22nd December 2008
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toppstuff said:
speed_monkey said:
buy them some of these for christmas............ perfect christmas pressi for lefty inlaws
Oh if only you knew how funny that would be !! Very tempting..
do it! you know you want to!

hehe

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Monday 22nd December 2008
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Feed them laxative...

loafer123

16,695 posts

244 months

Monday 22nd December 2008
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dazren said:
Jump in feet first. Got to be the unfunded pensions attack.

The government will not be able to afford to pay them what they've been promised, so they are going to get screwed in the same way taxpayers have. You're only mentioning it as you are concerned for their well being and feel they should make additional provisions.
Absolutely.

The "well government pensions are no different to Madoff's hedge fund - both are a Ponzi scheme as they both fund their existing investor's returns with new investments." should shake them up a bit.

Marf

22,907 posts

270 months

Monday 22nd December 2008
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Feck it, just give them roofy coladas as an aperitif and then have a quiet day without their leftist yoghurt weaving agenda worming its way into the conversation.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Monday 22nd December 2008
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Steal a Guardian...

Tear it into squares...

Hang it in the bog...


Simpo Two

92,708 posts

294 months

Monday 22nd December 2008
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loafer123 said:
The "well government pensions are no different to Madoff's hedge fund - both are a Ponzi scheme as they both fund their existing investor's returns with new investments." should shake them up a bit.
Bloody, you're right!

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Monday 22nd December 2008
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Simpo Two said:
loafer123 said:
The "well government pensions are no different to Madoff's hedge fund - both are a Ponzi scheme as they both fund their existing investor's returns with new investments." should shake them up a bit.
Bloody, you're right!
Well spotted, Bugger...

Yugguy

10,728 posts

264 months

Monday 22nd December 2008
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As long as I remember not to leer at my sisterinlaw when I'm drunk we'll all be happy.

speed_monkey

3,503 posts

218 months

Monday 22nd December 2008
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Yugguy said:
As long as I remember not to leer at my sisterinlaw when I'm drunk we'll all be happy.
Where is that "this thread is useless without pics smilie" when you need it......