What is worse?

[ytrebil]

Having the sts or being sick?

I had the [mis]fortune of having both yesterday and I can say without a doubt I perfer having the sts! I realise puking up is usually over quicker, but the anticipation of knowing your about to spew up your guts (esp when the pain is in the pit of your stomach and so the distance of bringing up food/liquid is that little bit further) is truely horrendous.

However, there are obviously circumstances where the pain of heaving your guts up is a better prospect than finding a bog to stink out. Like for example, I think if you're with a new bird or something, being sick is generally thought to be that slightly more attractive than pissing from your arse.

p.s. I would have created a poll if I knew how to.

[rhinochopig]

Having literally just finished being sick, I can wholeheartedly say that the screaming abdabs is much more preferable.

[parakitaMol.]

Reading about either.

[davido140]

having the sts. Bum wee every 10 minutes is no fun at all.

I'd much rather be up-chucking regularly, I can cope with that fairly well, watery eyes, smelly breath, sore throat. Easy. You can "keep it down" to a point too, stave off disaster until you get to a bog/sink.

Bum wee is the work of the devil, it'll creep up on you with only seconds notice, sometimes nothing can save you!

[speed_monkey]

I had both at the same time, the wretching of being sick forced me to pooh!

Not nice!

[SS HSV]

parakitaMol. said:

Reading about either.

Have a paracetamol parakitaMol

[CommanderJameson]

I'd rather have the squits. At least you can sit and read.

[pembo]

I'm a bit torn on this one, had some bad experiences with both but I only ever tend to be sick on busses (every time I've been on one)... this weekend my housemate had the misfortune of discovering he had to do both at the same time at the very last minute, he came out looking pretty pale and extremely shameful. He reckons it was the worst feeling since having to spend 2 months showering with rubber gloves on because of some foreign hand rot

[Penny-lope]

I'd much rather have the sts....I hate being sick, I always get it in my hair, and stuck up my nasal passage.

[Dakkon]

Penny-lope said:

I'd much rather have the sts....I hate being sick, I always get it in my hair, and stuck up my nasal passage.

You sure your talking about sick?

[Penny-lope]

Dakkon said:

Penny-lope said:

I'd much rather have the sts....I hate being sick, I always get it in my hair, and stuck up my nasal passage.

You sure your talking about sick?

[Heskey]

Dakkon said:

Penny-lope said:

I'd much rather have the sts....I hate being sick, I always get it in my hair, and stuck up my nasnal passage.

You sure your talking about sick?

Or your nose?

[Eddh]

Dakkon said:

Penny-lope said:

I'd much rather have the sts....I hate being sick, I always get it in my hair, and stuck up my nasal passage.

You sure your talking about sick?

Beaten to it

[Marf]

I'd rather have the green apple splatters than chronic rainbow yawns.

I really cant stand that feeling of sick coming out of my nose

[V6]

My poo after a night out was once so smelly I puked.

That wasn't nice.

[Heskey]

Marf said:

I really cant stand that feeling of sick coming out of my nose

IT BURNSES!

[Marf]

Heskey said:

Marf said:

I really cant stand that feeling of sick coming out of my nose

IT BURNSES!

Damn right it does, although with the runs there is always the whole sh@t/fart/shart russian roulette every time you feel a twinge down there

Edited by Marf on Monday 22 December 14:56

[DrTre]

If I'm within stumbling time and distance of a chod bin then I would rather have the brown laser.
Quite often get the giggles when it all becomes faintly ridiculous.
Nothing funny about retching, especially when you get onto the dry heaving and it just hurts.

[Heskey]

Marf said:

Heskey said:

Marf said:

I really cant stand that feeling of sick coming out of my nose

IT BURNSES!

Damn right it does, although with the runs there is always the whole sh@t/fart/shart russian roulette every time you feel a twinge down there

Edited by Marf on Monday 22 December 14:56

Roulette kinda implies you're not prepared for the outcome... I don't know about you but if I felt something, I wouldn't take my chances unless I was on the toilet!!

[Marf]

Heskey said:

Marf said:

Heskey said:

Marf said:

I really cant stand that feeling of sick coming out of my nose

IT BURNSES!

Damn right it does, although with the runs there is always the whole sh@t/fart/shart russian roulette every time you feel a twinge down there

Edited by Marf on Monday 22 December 14:56

Roulette kinda implies you're not prepared for the outcome... I don't know about you but if I felt something, I wouldn't take my chances unless I was on the toilet!!

Yeah true, I should have specified that the roulette is generally only applicable at the #cough# tail end of the delhi belly.