You're going to be hungry this Christmas

[The Londoner]

I have just been dragged away from my desk and forced to accompany Mrs Londoner around the supermarket to acquire the Christmas rations. I'm sorry, but judging by the weight of the trolley and 50ft of till receipt, there appears to be nothing left on the shelves for the rest of you. It's our fault that your kids will have to go hungry this year. Sorry.