Phillips "soft porn"?

[TWSTEEL]

Just listening to Smooth Radio and there was an advert for £20 cashback on a Phillips Intimate Massager. I thought they mainly made TV's, household goods and the like.
Checked their website here http://shop.philips.co.uk/store/rpeeub2c/ContentTh... and sure enough there it is.

[hot metal]

I read the blurb on these in Boots yesterday and then moved away in case someone spotted me.

[eharding]

hot metal said:

I read the blurb on these in Boots yesterday and then moved away in case someone spotted me.

The fact you started sneezing violently probably gave the game away.

[Taita]

eharding said:

hot metal said:

I read the blurb on these in Boots yesterday and then moved away in case someone spotted me.

The fact you started sneezing violently probably gave the game away.

Splutter.

[HOGEPH]

Obviously the original name "Philips Fanny Hammer" was rejected by the marketing department!

[peterguk V6 KWK]

Not looking like a c*ck might result in many sales to people who would never go near a sex shop. Quite clever IMHO.

[hot metal]

eharding said:

hot metal said:

I read the blurb on these in Boots yesterday and then moved away in case someone spotted me.

The fact you started sneezing violently probably gave the game away.

[mitzy]

Was it next to the battery section....

stock up girls....

[mgtony]

If somebody gave me this,I would tell them where to stick it.

[G'kar]

anonymous said:

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Yet Durex vibrating Cockrings are now primetime fodder, and Ann Summers are on every high street.

A bit out of step, Tonks, for better or worse.

[Chairman LMAO]

i am yet to catch the cockring advert, perhaps i am not watching the right channels.

[Mobile Chicane]

anonymous said:

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Waitrose, Cobham. Find the aisle with the aspirin and look on the top shelf.

[G'kar]

Our 13 year olds have access to the web and a flood of filth we could not even dream about whilst we passed softcore guiltily round Latin comprehension.

Have to deal with it, not avoid it.

[Olf]

anonymous said:

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tonker
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[Olf]

although I do agree with him.

[sa_20v]

Brilliant move by Phillips, this form of cash back trick is a classic - you buy the thing, send off for the cheque, and it comes back with 'Phillips Clitoris Stimulator, for when the husband is inadequate Ltd' as the payer - you'd never cash that cheque!

[Olf]

Phillips: First we gave you the CD...









...and then we made your wife cum.

[Simpo Two]

One is tempted to contact their Marketing Department and say 'I think you mean VIBRATOR???'



Oh yeah, and Philips has one 'l' - they used to be customers of mine...

[Olf]

Simpo Two said:

Oh yeah, and Philips has one 'l' - they used to be customers of mine...

Until they invented the Intimate Massager.

[dave_s13]

From looking at that Philips web page I can't suss out where you would stick that, or what it would do once in situ? It just looks like a randomly shaped "thingymajig"??

If it's just a vibrating "object" then you can get the same result from a Tescos own brand £3 electric toothbrush......apparently, so sod that philips thing, save yourself £65 and get a winning smile for free!!