The best (genuine) job titles.

[stackmonkey]

Ok, not the obvious stuff like Managing director..

In contrast to the bullsh*t titles, we want real people in real jobs where you think 'THAT is a really good job to have'.

Before I got made redundant I rang up a few distilleries (as part of the job) and spoke to a few guys with the titles of:

Brewer
Head Brewer

any other good ones out there?

[fido]

Fluffer

[ytrebil]

Being Hugh Heffner.

[Austin.J]

My job "Fraud Officer"

[Benni]

Back in the 90s web 1.0 bubble days,
I was working as "jack-of-all-trades" for some IT agencies,
like janitor, courier, handyman, chauffeur, best boy, runner, etc etc.
Since they could/would not put "company nigga" on my business card,
I had funny stuff printed there like "facility supervisor"
[OK, so I come around every day and see that the buildings have not run away],
or "technical specialist".
Was kinda well paid though, and had a -then- new Golf Mk4 estate company car
Regards,
Benni

[Badgerboy]

It's got to be 'Gangmaster'

[KANEIT]

Chocolate taster?

[Plotloss]

BT have a team of people who are 'Futurists' which is quite a cool job title, all things considered.

[whitechief]

Virgin converter

http://www.virgin-atlantic.com/en/gb/whereinthewor...

Edited by whitechief on Tuesday 23 December 00:26

[cloggy]

Ring master.

[Slagathore]

Royal Marine

[fathomfive]

Programme Planning Manager; Weapons Systems, Avionics and Development

And I can't tell you where.

Edited by fathomfive on Tuesday 23 December 00:25

[Duane Pipe]

I ran out of money backpacking and ended up working on a banana farm in Queensland. My role included two tasks - Butt Scratcher and Humper.

Not sure why I ever left.

[Pesty]

Ninja

or

Astronaut

or

Ninja Astonaut

[PhantomHumper]

Nipple Tweaker

http://www.thespeciousreport.com/2002_tweaker.html

[tomTVR]

Lecturer at the drift academy

[sleep envy]

Pirate

[Ron Burgundy]

The Stig

[speedy_thrills]

Plotloss said:

BT have a team of people who are 'Futurists'

Do you need a degree in Futurology?

Very clever, might get a few personal "business cards" made up with that as a job title . I'd imagine you'd get a few questions!

[Chris_w666]

sleep envy said:

Pirate

Being a pirate is not cool anymore

Does anyone know if Cadbury employ fudge packers?