Christmas Caption Competition

[tinman0]

Ok folks, here we go, a nice topical picture for Christmas. Captions please!

Merry Christmas!

Edited by tinman0 on Tuesday 23 December 18:45

[ypauly]

tinman0 said:

Ok folks, here we go, a nice topical picture for Christmas. Captions please!

Merry Christmas!

Edited by tinman0 on Tuesday 23 December 18:45

santa delivers early this year

[HOGEPH]

Troops deliver "Intimate massagers" to lonely goatherds

[mybrainhurts]

Reindeer at six o'clock.....

[ZR1cliff]

Special delivery for the hisbolah

[satchbot]

Jingle Bombs

[TheEnd]

Wish I was at home for Christmas.
Bang goes another bomb on another town
While the Czar and Jim have tea.
If I get home, live to tell the tale,
I'll run for all presidencies.
If I get elected I'll stop
I will stop the cavalry.

[trampagne]

Jade Goody receives new tampon applicator for Christmas

[srebbe64]

MOD continues to deny that they're not supplying adequate kit.

[Mutley]

tinman0 said:

Who asked for a rounding chourus of jingle bomb?

[havoc]

"So Santa says I've not been a good boy eh?!? I'll show him..."

[Simpo Two]

'Quicker than Reindeer'

[Jasandjules]

MOD Denies supplying inadequate hard hats to frontline troops.

[Number 5]

Phew, I managed to catch it

[chedder]

Are you sure those Taliban s play Baseball?

[Tunku]

tinman0 said:

Ok folks, here we go, a nice topical picture for Christmas. Captions please!

Merry Christmas!

Edited by tinman0 on Tuesday 23 December 18:45

"You put your left leg in
You put your left leg out
You put your left leg in
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about..."

[chedder]

Hey Lance, did you remember to tie a knot in it this time?
It took 3 hours for the platoon to fill it this time!

Edited by chedder on Tuesday 23 December 20:18

Edited by chedder on Tuesday 23 December 20:18

[marshalla]

MOD announces Gordon Brown to visit British troops for Xmas. No. 2 squad prepares an appropriate welcome.

Edited by marshalla on Tuesday 23 December 20:41

[RobDickinson]

Santa's Elves (5th light infantry div) prepair to deliver the new iBomb to insurgents

[Famous Graham]

Kevin Wilson's "Ho ho fking ho" has a new video.