Bauer Power ! Forget the boring bourne and bland bond !

[mically]

In light of Jack's great return come the new year, I feel it's only appropriate I share some wisdom with you.

This, in theory, should allow a greater understanding to the man; that is: Jack Bauer.


-Nostradamus once predicted in his journal: "In the century 21st, the one known as Jacques will be the savior of the world... five seasons in a row." Moments later, Jack Bauer knocked down the door, shot Nostradamus in the kneecaps, and yelled "WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!


-Jack Bauer snapped a store clerk in half because he had said "Have a nice day!" Nobody tells Jack Bauer what to do.


-Harry Houdini is the world's second greatest escape artist. The First is Jack Bauer. I never saw Houdini bite a guy's neck in order to escape.

-One time someone put handcuffs on jack bauer, historians have labeled this event as the worst mistake EVER

And not forgetting: Jack Bauer is leading cause of death in America. Heart disease knows its place.

Bauer, people. Give bauer to the People !

yes yes, only 2hrs to go before chrimbo! woooo!

[Austin.J]

Haha, there brilliant!

[davido140]

Its also a repost and as old as the hills....

Still funny though!

ETA I am REALLY looking forward to the new series!

Edited by davido140 on Wednesday 24th December 12:53

[mically]

I can't take the credit...

http://www.jackbauerfacts.com/facts/top

I've lost a good 15 minutes of my life so far, and am enjoying it

edited to add: sorry if it's a repost? I've not seen it before

Edited by mically on Wednesday 24th December 12:53

[jimothy]

Yeah, but in a fight between Jack Bauer, Jason Bourne and James Bond (notice how all the initials are JB, same as mine ), the winner would be...



















Chuck Norris

[randomman]

See if 24 was even remotely realistic:

Half an episode would be spent on the bog

8 episodes in bed

1/2 episode bashing the bishop

1 episode cooking and eating dinner

1/2 episode watching the news

[mically]

randomman said:

See if 24 was even remotely realistic:

Half an episode would be spent on the bog

8 episodes in bed

1/2 episode bashing the bishop

1 episode cooking and eating dinner

1/2 episode watching the news

Sir, do not pi$$ on the bonfire of Jack Bauer.
Greater men have died for less.

Chuck Norries was 'ok' back in the hayday, much like disco, shoulder pads for women, face paint, brown cars and even boiled onions.

Times, they are a changing Jack Bauer would easily st on Bourne. But Bauer V Bond ... ?

fist-to-fist; Bauer.
gun-to-gun; Bond.

[Ahonen]

randomman said:

1/2 episode watching the news

That really made me chuckle.

[randomman]

mically said:

randomman said:

See if 24 was even remotely realistic:

Half an episode would be spent on the bog

8 episodes in bed

1/2 episode bashing the bishop

1 episode cooking and eating dinner

1/2 episode watching the news

Sir, do not pi$$ on the bonfire of Jack Bauer.
Greater men have died for less.

Chuck Norries was 'ok' back in the hayday, much like disco, shoulder pads for women, face paint, brown cars and even boiled onions.

Times, they are a changing Jack Bauer would easily st on Bourne. But Bauer V Bond ... ?

fist-to-fist; Bauer.
gun-to-gun; Bond.

Frank Martin would then Take out Bauer fist-to-fist+head+body

Edited by randomman on Wednesday 24th December 13:31