Merry Christmas

[BlueCello]

Merry Christmas Everyone

Edited by BlueCello on Thursday 25th December 00:00

[Vixpy1]

Oi, I was first

[BlueCello]

Damn you to hell

[Vixpy1]

Been there, done that

[Penny-lope]

I don't care....Santas in dundee

according to norad tracking

[BlueCello]

A woman chose my thread first!! Merry xmas Penny

[Vixpy1]

Santa just called on woking, he paused, farted loudly, then urinated on a passing Dog. Things are not quite what they used to be

[Penny-lope]

BlueCello said:

A woman chose my thread first!! Merry xmas Penny

Merry chrimbo Josh x

[adam85]

Merry Christmas! Woohoo!

[CosmicMatt]

He put it so much better than I.

Merry Christmas all.

Edited by CosmicMatt on Thursday 25th December 00:04

Edited by CosmicMatt on Thursday 25th December 00:05

[ironictwist]

Penny-lope said:

I don't care....Santas in dundee

according to norad tracking

I bet the elves blindfolded him & left him in a pub full of ladyboys discussing the merits of owning an MX5 while pondering when they should plan the next visit to the Oxo Tower.

Just picture it...Seriously. It would be like a real life version of the P+P, starring Vixpy & Sigmund :/

[BlueCello]

It's cooler in here anyway...

[CosmicMatt]

BlueCello said:

It's cooler in here anyway...

I've just been told my mates put his children to bed with the following line 'go to sleep or Santa won't come...'

Does he really come in every household? He must have stamina; and I want some of what he's having.

Edited by CosmicMatt on Thursday 25th December 00:13

[BlueCello]

[CosmicMatt]

BlueCello said:

I've decided its the whiskey and mince pies that gives him the higgle; I'm off to give it a try...shame the missus is out galivanting.





I can't recall whether we stuffed the turkey earlier...

[Prof Beard]

Just got back from the pub with my 2 sons (hone from Uni), have wished my wife happy birthday (yes she is xmas baby) - and am having a cuppa prior to cracking the malt whisky open and watching a Grateful Dead concert...

Have a really good one ...

[rockinatmidnight]

Christmas bump! Come on, get a good thread competition going :P

[adam85]

I am drunk...and I don't want to go to bed as tomorrow will result in an awful hangover!
But never the less, merry crimbo, let's all get fat and be merry!