My chimney

[ozzerr]

There is a big fat bloke with a white beard and red suit stuck in my chimney and he is shouting loudly,should i call the police or put a flame under his ass.

[Sleekitman]

Kick him in the Nads.

[CosmicMatt]

I've heard he's after the missus; you best let him down...

[mybrainhurts]

ozzerr said:

There is a big fat bloke with a white beard and red suit stuck in my chimney

Your eyes must be watering...

[ozzerr]

CosmicMatt said:

I've heard he's after the missus; you best let him down...

Thats what i thought so got my elec jack hammer from the van to help him down.

[eliot]

I've got a bloke matching that description opening my front door with a key my kids left hanging from the door knocker...

[ozzerr]

eliot said:

I've got a bloke matching that description opening my front door with a key my kids left hanging from the door knocker...

Phone the cops i have seen him before its the oirish double glazing salesman named pete ophile.

[benoli]

ozzerr said:

There is a big fat bloke with a white beard and red suit stuck in my chimney

phone the fuzz - you've got an imposter
the real one is just munching my mince pies

[branflakes]

benoli said:

ozzerr said:

There is a big fat bloke with a white beard and red suit stuck in my chimney

phone the fuzz - you've got an imposter
the real one is just munching my mince pies

But what if Ozzerr's IS the real one? If you get him arrested he won't be able to complete his deliveries and you'll have ruined Christmas for millions of people around the world.

Do you want to take that risk?

Edited by branflakes on Thursday 25th December 00:56

[ozzerr]

branflakes said:

benoli said:

ozzerr said:

There is a big fat bloke with a white beard and red suit stuck in my chimney

phone the fuzz - you've got an imposter
the real one is just munching my mince pies

But what if Ozzerr's IS the real one? If you get him arrested he won't be able to complete his deliveries and you'll have ruined Christmas for millions of people around the world.

Do you want to take that risk?

Edited by branflakes on Thursday 25th December 00:56

pull his beard that will decide if its the real santa.

[HOGEPH]

CosmicMatt said:

I've heard he's after the missus; you best let him down...

He's got a sackful!