Birds and strip joints?

[ahdguy]

I have always been up front with trips to the strip joints with the doris, she takes the old visits as part of my job, but tbf, am not a great fun of the old gyno shows (but are good for a late beer). Have taken her to a joint and she wasnt fussed in the slightest (but we are talking Stringfellows and not the axe/browns). However she mentioned to her mate about it, she totally flipped when she mentioned that she didnt have a problem with me going?
Dont get what the big deal is? I mean if the doris went to a fella strip show really wouldn't bother me? I mean when was the last time you heard of someone going home with a stripper?

[TheEnd]

ahdguy said:

I mean when was the last time you heard of someone going home with a stripper?

I hear it almost constantly, although it's always without proof

[elster]

Last night.

But I know a few strippers, so it was more her taking someone home. But never from where they work, most of the time.

I have been taken by a few girls, and go with the lads sometime. I don't really like it, don't like the whole tease thing. If someone is going to wave their breasts in my face. I want to be going nuts deep as well.

[deevlash]

2 of my mates are dating strippers.

[ahdguy]

Honestly don't think would have a problem going out with a stripper. (Obviously they are generally completely fit so no great hardship). Occasionally have a non-lashed conversation with them and most of them are just paying their way.. but always get the impression they know they are dealing with lashed up idiots and they would have nowt to do with them....

[ali_kat]

Mr Flashman - your thread has arrived

[V8A*ndy]

deevlash said:

2 of my mates are dating a stripper.

EFA.

[davido140]

My missus doesnt give a toss that I go. I wouldnt care if she went to a blokey strip show.

Your birds mate is either

a) ugly
b) an up-tight cow
c) both

[LHDisbest]

I've dated a couple of dancers (let's call them dancers please). They are all a bit mental and exceptionally high maintanance.

It's fun while it lasts or your so called mates go just to see them naked.

[ahdguy]

well heres the thing. Dorises mate is absoloutley stunning (think doris from pussy cat dolls (but slimmer)). But, he is an up and coming "music producer"....So in short not a munter... I have another mate (female) who comletely freaked out when she caught her fella watching the 10 minute freeview (classic thought the missus had gone to bed early mistake)

[chrisxr2]

Stunning she may be but she is obviously lacking in self esteem.

[kit80]

I wouldn't care if the OH went to one, I have been along to one myself with a gang of lads, chatted up the doorman and complained about the price of a vodka. Not exactly crime of the century.

I also used to work in a night club many moons ago where once a quarter they would have male strippers on the Friday and female ones on the Saturday and the women behaved MUCH worse than the men!! The male strippers actually refused to perform at one point if the women didn't back off.

[davido140]

ahdguy said:

well heres the thing. Dorises mate is absoloutley stunning (think doris from pussy cat dolls (but slimmer)). But, he is an up and coming "music producer"....So in short not a munter... I have another mate (female) who comletely freaked out when she caught her fella watching the 10 minute freeview (classic thought the missus had gone to bed early mistake)

So it's b) then, up-tight cow.

Think your lucky stars you've got the relxed, easy-going, sane one of the two rather than her mentalist mate.

Is she single by any chance?

I know a couple of stunningly good looking girls, very sucessful in what thier careers, intelligent, but utterly fking barking mad, irrational, up-tight cows. Strange that they "cant find a man".

[ahdguy]

davido140 said:

ahdguy said:

well heres the thing. Dorises mate is absoloutley stunning (think doris from pussy cat dolls (but slimmer)). But, he is an up and coming "music producer"....So in short not a munter... I have another mate (female) who comletely freaked out when she caught her fella watching the 10 minute freeview (classic thought the missus had gone to bed early mistake)

So it's b) then, up-tight cow.

Think your lucky stars you've got the relxed, easy-going, sane one of the two rather than her mentalist mate.

Is she single by any chance?

I know a couple of stunningly good looking girls, very sucessful in what thier careers, intelligent, but utterly fking barking mad, irrational, up-tight cows. Strange that they "cant find a man".

tbf, all birds are frinking mental....

[Somewhatfoolish]

ahdguy said:

I mean when was the last time you heard of someone going home with a stripper?

Is this a serious question?

At a certain establishment I may or may not be aware of they even have a special deal with the travelodge upstairs!

[davido140]

ahdguy said:

davido140 said:

ahdguy said:

well heres the thing. Dorises mate is absoloutley stunning (think doris from pussy cat dolls (but slimmer)). But, he is an up and coming "music producer"....So in short not a munter... I have another mate (female) who comletely freaked out when she caught her fella watching the 10 minute freeview (classic thought the missus had gone to bed early mistake)

So it's b) then, up-tight cow.

Think your lucky stars you've got the relxed, easy-going, sane one of the two rather than her mentalist mate.

Is she single by any chance?

I know a couple of stunningly good looking girls, very sucessful in what thier careers, intelligent, but utterly fking barking mad, irrational, up-tight cows. Strange that they "cant find a man".

tbf, all birds are frinking mental....

not all, there are some perfectly sane ones on here for example (couple of proper nutters too I might add, no names! )

OPs missus seems to have her head screwed on (on this topic anyway!), my missus is OK too.

so thats at least... hmmm... a dozen. Oh ok, you're right, ther're all mad!

[Pesty]

I know a bloke(work colleague) who split up with his wife because of one. Local pub womens night, Male strippers.

Striper asked for a volunteer. His mrs got up on stage and performed an act on the stripper, in front of every woman in the village.

he is living in a bedsit, she has the house

Edited by Pesty on Sunday 28th December 23:18

[porcupineprince]

davido140 said:

I know a couple of stunningly good looking girls, very sucessful in what thier careers, intelligent, but utterly fking barking mad, irrational, up-tight cows. Strange that they "cant find a man".

Do we know eachother?

[RossMac]

Pesty said:

I know a bloke(work colleague) who slit up with his wife

Did they find the body or are we talking about a particular part of the strippers anatomy?

[SimonV8ster]

ahdguy said:

... I have another mate (female) who comletely freaked out when she caught her fella watching the 10 minute freeview (classic thought the missus had gone to bed early mistake)

Shes just insecure.