Best way to lose 2 stone without really trying...
Best way to lose 2 stone without really trying...
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chunkymonkey71

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13,167 posts

227 months

Tuesday 30th December 2008
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Right people, heres the deal...

I'm fed up of being chunkymonkey and for new year have resolved to become slighly less chunky monkey...

Whats the easiest and laziest way to lose 2 stones?


dan101smith

17,047 posts

240 months

Tuesday 30th December 2008
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Fall into a 24 month coma.

bigandclever

14,337 posts

267 months

Tuesday 30th December 2008
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Dysentery.

anonymous-user

83 months

Tuesday 30th December 2008
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dan101smith said:
Fall into a 24 month coma.
biglaughclap

R2D2

1,475 posts

222 months

Tuesday 30th December 2008
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Run Forest run

chunkymonkey71

Original Poster:

13,167 posts

227 months

Tuesday 30th December 2008
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dan101smith said:
Fall into a 24 month coma.
Aye, top idea!!! Havent had a good nights sleep since the wee man was born 6 months ago...!


Badgerboy

1,794 posts

221 months

Tuesday 30th December 2008
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Take up crack?

G'kar

3,728 posts

215 months

Tuesday 30th December 2008
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Have your wife suddenly leave you without warning, taking the wee lad with her and refusing to let you see him.

Develop chronic insomnia and a few stress related conditions.

Forget to eat for a few days at a time.

I'm not saying it's for everyone, but bugger me, it works.

stuart-b

3,651 posts

255 months

Tuesday 30th December 2008
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Exercise, check daily intake.

Exercise doesn't have to be boring treadmill stuff, I went from a 34-35 inch waist to 31, able to do one arm chin ups and one arm press ups inside 4 months. Only cardio I do is some squash. Did do some running before we did three peaks, but you don't need to.

Try and do this week 1 routine. You don't need any kit, just put on some shorts, t-shirt, then:

Do a proper 15 minute warm up, jogging on the spot, jumping jacks, a few press ups, do some stretches.

Then follow this week 1 exercise routine:

http://www.iwantsixpackabs.com/workout/week1.html

If you're not absolutely bloody shattered after doing that properly, then move on to week 2 and so on. You don't need any kit until week 3.

Problem is people don't realise you need to get fit before you can lose weight, because you're nackered after 10 minutes, which isn't going to lose any weight.

2 stone, is a lot to lose, and with proper exercise that will take around 2-3 months, or 3-4 months conservatively (avoiding stretch marks).

Best thing is, with a bit of space, you can do it at home, where I did most of mine.

Get a friend involved and help each other in week 1, it's good fun, gets competitive sprit going, you will have WAY more energy after 4 weeks. Good luck clap

Oh and don't worry too much about your diet (unless it's serious sugar intake) for a few weeks, just avoid excessive.

The group of us who did the 16 weeks ended up eating 4-5 times a day, 3500/4000+ calorie intake, and still loosing weight!!!

Edited by stuart-b on Tuesday 30th December 15:42


Edited by stuart-b on Tuesday 30th December 15:42

SpydieNut

5,956 posts

252 months

Tuesday 30th December 2008
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chunkymonkey71 said:
Right people, heres the deal...

I'm fed up of being chunkymonkey and for new year have resolved to become slighly less chunky monkey...

Whats the easiest and laziest way to lose 2 stones?
chop your arms off - this will a)lose weight immediately and b)long term it will stop you shovelling food into that pie-hole you call a gob.

OllieWinchester

5,700 posts

221 months

Tuesday 30th December 2008
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Amphetamine, little and often. Best appetite suppresant out there, you may grind your teeth to little stubs though.....

Chim Girl

6,268 posts

288 months

Tuesday 30th December 2008
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Eat less, do more.

POORCARDEALER

8,663 posts

270 months

Tuesday 30th December 2008
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Vitapep I have lost 2 stones in 2 months.

PooPoo

258 posts

257 months

Tuesday 30th December 2008
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Get a mountain bike.

I did 45minutes a day (around my local park) and lost a couple of stone within 4-5 months. I was pushing myself to sweat every day

rhinochopig

17,932 posts

227 months

Tuesday 30th December 2008
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swerni said:
chunkymonkey71 said:
Right people, heres the deal...

I'm fed up of being chunkymonkey and for new year have resolved to become slighly less chunky monkey...

Whats the easiest and laziest way to lose 2 stones?
Ever wondered why you're overweight in the first place? wink
Ooh, Oooh, I know this one. Is it his glands?....No...No..what about big bones....is that it?

bodhi

14,498 posts

258 months

Tuesday 30th December 2008
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Might I suggest a 2 week long drink and drugs bender? Worked a treat for me at uni....

chunkymonkey71

Original Poster:

13,167 posts

227 months

Tuesday 30th December 2008
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rhinochopig said:
swerni said:
chunkymonkey71 said:
Right people, heres the deal...

I'm fed up of being chunkymonkey and for new year have resolved to become slighly less chunky monkey...

Whats the easiest and laziest way to lose 2 stones?
Ever wondered why you're overweight in the first place? wink
Ooh, Oooh, I know this one. Is it his glands?....No...No..what about big bones....is that it?
All of the above! And I love pies!


Balmoral Green

42,561 posts

277 months

Tuesday 30th December 2008
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Chim Girl said:
Eat less, do more.
Damn, new I was going wrong somewhere.

Eddh

4,656 posts

221 months

Tuesday 30th December 2008
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OllieWinchester said:
Amphetamine, little and often. Best appetite suppresant out there, you may grind your teeth to little stubs though.....
yes seriously though, it does work.

Edited by Eddh on Tuesday 30th December 16:23

vrooom

3,763 posts

296 months

Tuesday 30th December 2008
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eat bad chicken curry. you could loose it quick.