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sherman said:
Was once told at a champange tasting by the 'expert' that when you open the bottle turn the cork slowly with a firm grip and the only noise you should get from the bottle should sound like a virgins first sigh. 
Unfortunately in my 27yrs I've never got to do to deed with a virgin to see if this quote is true, I'm married now and my first time was with a lass who had already been run in. Mmm sat here in a Peroni / Southern Comfort mess pondering this predicament.
So, is it a sigh or quite a bit more?
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, if it helps im sat here with a very generous home poured vodka and irn bruR5GTTGAZ said:
sherman said:
Was once told at a champange tasting by the 'expert' that when you open the bottle turn the cork slowly with a firm grip and the only noise you should get from the bottle should sound like a virgins first sigh.
Unfortunately in my 27yrs I've never got to do to deed with a virgin to see if this quote is true, I'm married now and my first time was with a lass who had already been run in. Mmm sat here in a Peroni / Southern Comfort mess pondering this predicament.
So, is it a sigh or quite a bit more?
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so I have heard
Darkslider said:
The only virgin I've ever deflowered sounded like she was getting into a hot bath. As of yet I'm still unsure if it was due to my impressive girth or some form of cramp from being stuffed uncomfortably into the back of my fiesta. I fear it was more likely the latter 
Hot bath thegavster said:
working out how to clean the sheets before mum got home.
hahaha how did you do?When I was 14 I found an amazing lesbian porno in my brothers room. I quickly ran into the living room, knowing I had max 20minutes before someone same home. After I was done I hit eject on the VCR, I heard a bunch of mechanical wheels move around and then GRRRIIIIIND. BLASTED! The tape was stuck in the VCR. I quickly unplugged it as fast as I could ran into the kitchen and grabbed a screw driver. Luckily these things arent built like fortresses, I was able to take the top off it. The actual tape (reel) was stuck on a part. I unhitched it, put the top back on and put everything back with mere moments to spare.
Although my mother asked me why my face was so red when she came in LOL
tty stick. Oh and 45 degrees angle.Darkslider said:
The only virgin I've ever deflowered sounded like she was getting into a hot bath.
Absolutely brilliant. I'm sitting in my lounge at home with my wife and her aunt, and I'm going red from trying not to laugh uncontrollably at that. 
LotusACBC said:
hahahaah I deflowered my second girlfriend in both areas 
Oh Christ, now you've done it. BOTH areas? And she was a virgin in both beforehand. Fabulous. Now I'm crying with laughter. Aaaaahaaahahahahaaaa. Brilliant. Fabulous. Mars said:
Darkslider said:
The only virgin I've ever deflowered sounded like she was getting into a hot bath.
Absolutely brilliant. I'm sitting in my lounge at home with my wife and her aunt, and I'm going red from trying not to laugh uncontrollably at that. LotusACBC said:
hahahaah I deflowered my second girlfriend in both areas
Oh Christ, now you've done it. BOTH areas? And she was a virgin in both beforehand. Fabulous. Now I'm crying with laughter. Aaaaahaaahahahahaaaa. Brilliant. Fabulous. I had access to both from then on too! Great girl! The odd thing is her family moved right up the street from me. I havent seen her but I have made eye contact with her mother and father when driving past her house. What are the chances of them moving near me! if only they knew what i did to their daughter 8 years agoEdited by LotusACBC on Wednesday 31st December 20:16
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