Skiers v Borders - why the politics?
Skiers v Borders - why the politics?
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flyingjase

Original Poster:

3,095 posts

260 months

Friday 2nd January 2009
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I'm new to this winter sports thing (2 holidays as a snowborder) but I’m struggling to get my head around the whole skiers v borders thing.

I've just got back from 10 days in in Val over Xmas & New Year and whilst I was there I went into a restaurant with the Mrs for a bite to eat. As we are sitting down, 1 couple to the right of us say “oh, they’re from our hotel, they’re borders” (not said in a good way!)

Then the table on the left say very loudly, “everyone in the resort is complaining about the same thing, borders just getting too close and making a real noise as they come down the mountain”

OK, maybe it’s because skiers are jealous that they can only do it the old fashioned way – I don’t know, but please help me out here, can’t we live in peace and harmony (and fresh powder)?????!!!

knk

1,340 posts

300 months

Friday 2nd January 2009
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Gheys on trays.

grumbledoak

32,569 posts

262 months

Friday 2nd January 2009
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It might be something to do with the fact that "Boarding Dude, 101" begins with a lesson on how to sit in the middle of the piste, looking tired, and saying "Dude" repeatedly!

Gays on trays!

tongue out

satchbot

4,330 posts

238 months

Friday 2nd January 2009
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Bloody skiers irked I have no idea why the hate and attitude is there. Some of the worst things I've seen has come from skiers. And they're more than happy to scratch my board with their poles irkedirked

Swilly

9,699 posts

303 months

Friday 2nd January 2009
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flyingjase said:
OK, maybe it’s because skiers are jealous that ...............
Indeed, why the politics !?

Rotorspeed

441 posts

221 months

Friday 2nd January 2009
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Wide stance and baggy pants! Better than pricks with stickslaugh

Nic Jones

7,186 posts

249 months

Friday 2nd January 2009
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knk said:
Gheys on trays.
Good contribution. rolleyes

From what I can gather it is a class thing. They seem to think that skiers/boarders must conform to the following stereotype.

Skiers:

Name - Woopert/Henry/Henrietta
School - Eton/Windsor/Most other public schools
Occupation - Millionaire/Millionairess/WBanker

Boarders:

Name - Wayne/Waynetta
School - N/A
Occupation - Criminal

HTH.

Mr E

23,035 posts

288 months

Friday 2nd January 2009
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grumbledoak said:
It might be something to do with the fact that "Boarding Dude, 101" begins with a lesson on how to sit in the middle of the piste, looking tired, and saying "Dude" repeatedly!
Dude!

I personally don't care what you strap yourself to when on holiday. As long as you have fun.

Remember grasshopper, not speed, smile.

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

254 months

Friday 2nd January 2009
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Because you're all oiks with stupid hats wink

flyingjase

Original Poster:

3,095 posts

260 months

Friday 2nd January 2009
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I was hoping it wouldn't deteriate so quickly, but hey that's the problem with "two-planker w**kers"!!! biggrin

neil_bolton

17,113 posts

293 months

Friday 2nd January 2009
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I just have to say one thing:

Skier Fashion.

Why on earth do skiers think it is in any way acceptable to wear any form of florescent at any time?

I know not all skiers do this, some are indeed very nice, but many have no dress sense

And do I need mention Monoski's?

MonkeyVR6

185 posts

240 months

Friday 2nd January 2009
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Do you still have to wear silly hats and and live with your parents till your late 20's to be a Snowboarder?

john_p

7,073 posts

279 months

Friday 2nd January 2009
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The "carve right behind you" thing gets a bit annoying, only because it sounds really loud when in fact they can be many metres away, but other than that boarders don't offend me.

neil_bolton

17,113 posts

293 months

Friday 2nd January 2009
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hehe


Simpo Two

92,708 posts

294 months

Friday 2nd January 2009
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Ah, I just figured it out. You mean *boarder*. A border is the join between two countries!

mechsympathy

58,592 posts

284 months

Friday 2nd January 2009
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The big issue with boarders I have is the habit some have of side slipping down bits they're too scared of to do properly which ruins the snow for the rest of us who can.

shouldbworking

4,801 posts

241 months

Friday 2nd January 2009
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A wonderful lack of understanding smile

boarder = cant come straight down the mountain, constantly has to turn. punting on roads is a pain

skier = bimbles in line abreast formation on narrow runs and roads meaning boarders then have to punt and / or carve through tiny gaps at speed.

However most dont see this they just see 'a boarder came flying past me way too close' without mentioning the 'because i didnt give them any other option' part

neil_bolton

17,113 posts

293 months

Friday 2nd January 2009
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mechsympathy said:
The big issue with boarders I have is the habit some have of side slipping down bits they're too scared of to do properly which ruins the snow for the rest of us who can.
You, outside, now.

mechsympathy

58,592 posts

284 months

Friday 2nd January 2009
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neil_bolton said:
You, outside, now.
Is it snowing?biggrin

VladD

8,195 posts

294 months

Friday 2nd January 2009
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It's human nature. We dislike those that are different to us.

Race
Religion
Football teams
Cars

Any excuse to belittle someone else.

Personally I 'board because I also surf.

Having said that, it's generally true that plankers are wnakers. wink