Hypochondriacs at disneyland
Hypochondriacs at disneyland
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djmck30

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258 posts

215 months

Monday 5th January 2009
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My girlfriend sent me this link from one of the Disney forums she frequents and thought i'd share with you all:

http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=2047084

I for one think these people are nuts -

"At the parks:
I will not let my kids touch any staircase hand rails, escalator hand rails.
I let my kids use the bathrooms, they are little and have to. But I take antibacterial wipes for their hands, I will also confess to using clorox wipes to clean the toilet seat and then still putting the paper down before they sit!

In the hotel:
This is where I get germophobic. I will not let anyone sit, or lay on the bedspreads, ever! As soon as I get in the room I take them off. I have heard they hardley ever get washed and it just sceeves me out!LOL I wipe down the door handles and phone and remote with clorox wipes. I clean the toilet seat and I always check the place for bedbugs. No one is allowed to walk barefoot on the carpet or sit on it. I also spray the place with lysol and antibacterial fabreeze for the couch. We are DVC'ers so we are usually in a 1 bedroom with a full kitchen. I will not use any of the utensils or plates, cups, even if DH cleans them. No way! I bring paper plates, and plastic cups and utensils."

I bet they're a barrel of laughs.. punch

Muntu

7,683 posts

228 months

Monday 5th January 2009
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I bet her blow job technique is a barrel of laughs

Jonny_

4,704 posts

236 months

Monday 5th January 2009
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"DVC'ers"????

Que?

djmck30

Original Poster:

258 posts

215 months

Monday 5th January 2009
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Muntu said:
I bet her blow job technique is a barrel of laughs
Depends whether you enjoy having your old chap liberally doused in dettol

Post #2 and this thread is already going rapidly downhill smile

EFA

Edited by djmck30 on Monday 5th January 22:10

Frederick

5,893 posts

249 months

Monday 5th January 2009
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the stupid thing is, she's actually harming her kids by doing that amount of obsessive compulsive crap...

if *every* surface is disinfected, the kids won't be exposed to bacteria and thus their immune systems won't be able to cope as well as someone who has had the occasional exposure to it.

if she has OCD (which is what it sounds like) then fair enough, but don't make the kids life a misery by exposing them to it's traits too...

djmck30

Original Poster:

258 posts

215 months

Monday 5th January 2009
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Jonny_ said:
"DVC'ers"????

Que?
Not a scoob mate - it's a foreign language to me too..

Benmac

1,697 posts

245 months

Monday 5th January 2009
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Jonny_ said:
"DVC'ers"????

Que?
On the evidence provided I think it stands for 'Mentalist'

sniff diesel

13,125 posts

241 months

Monday 5th January 2009
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I bet they think their kids are so safe when they're strapped in the back of their Zafira.

Muntu

7,683 posts

228 months

Monday 5th January 2009
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djmck30 said:
Post #2 and this thread is already going rapidly downhill

Jazzer77

1,533 posts

223 months

Monday 5th January 2009
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Jonny_ said:
"DVC'ers"????

Que?
Closest thing I could match on google was Disney Vacation Club.


djmck30

Original Poster:

258 posts

215 months

Monday 5th January 2009
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Frederick said:
the stupid thing is, she's actually harming her kids by doing that amount of obsessive compulsive crap...

if *every* surface is disinfected, the kids won't be exposed to bacteria and thus their immune systems won't be able to cope as well as someone who has had the occasional exposure to it.

if she has OCD (which is what it sounds like) then fair enough, but don't make the kids life a misery by exposing them to it's traits too...
I agree. weird thing is this behaviour seems like the rule rather than the exeption - thier thread goes on like this for 10 pages... rolleyes

Check out page 3 tho - "I can't wait for our trip in 2 weeks! I'll be sure to lick a doorknob for all " smile

Tom55

704 posts

237 months

Monday 5th January 2009
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Frederick said:
the stupid thing is, she's actually harming her kids by doing that amount of obsessive compulsive crap...

if *every* surface is disinfected, the kids won't be exposed to bacteria and thus their immune systems won't be able to cope as well as someone who has had the occasional exposure to it.

if she has OCD (which is what it sounds like) then fair enough, but don't make the kids life a misery by exposing them to it's traits too...
but if she does have OCD, surely she cant help but expose the kids to her traits, isnt that the O part? if she could 'switch it off' surely it wouldnt be OCD? Just my randon thoughts

Darkslider

3,084 posts

218 months

Monday 5th January 2009
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That's not a hypochondriac. A hypochondriac is someone who is under the belief they are suffering from a medical ailment when they're perfectly fine.

I believe?

Frederick

5,893 posts

249 months

Monday 5th January 2009
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Tom55 said:
Frederick said:
the stupid thing is, she's actually harming her kids by doing that amount of obsessive compulsive crap...

if *every* surface is disinfected, the kids won't be exposed to bacteria and thus their immune systems won't be able to cope as well as someone who has had the occasional exposure to it.

if she has OCD (which is what it sounds like) then fair enough, but don't make the kids life a misery by exposing them to it's traits too...
but if she does have OCD, surely she cant help but expose the kids to her traits, isnt that the O part? if she could 'switch it off' surely it wouldnt be OCD? Just my randon thoughts
Yeah I know what you mean, but surely she must be able to curtail it somewhat? Even smackheads can put a public face on...

HRG

72,863 posts

268 months

Monday 5th January 2009
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We have a rule here that you can't eat food from the floor if it's been there for more than ten seconds. Same aplies to pavements if the food is particularly nice paperbag

djmck30

Original Poster:

258 posts

215 months

Monday 5th January 2009
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Darkslider said:
That's not a hypochondriac. A hypochondriac is someone who is under the belief they are suffering from a medical ailment when they're perfectly fine.

I believe?
Fair enough - would germophobe be a more accurate term? Tho this lady must stongly believe that she will suffer from a medical ailment if she doesn't do all this stuff

Edited by djmck30 on Monday 5th January 22:24

Muntu

7,683 posts

228 months

Monday 5th January 2009
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Hmmm. I didn't consider that option. I may have to get the kleenex out and go and ponder...

deviant

4,316 posts

239 months

Monday 5th January 2009
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I can kind of understand wanting to disinfect certain items found around the room.

From what I have seen on some...err...websites of a grown up nature whistle the phone, shower head, TV remote and kitchen utensils get themselves in to all sorts of sticky situations.

AUDIHenry

2,201 posts

216 months

Monday 5th January 2009
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My ex had something like that. She kept those alcoholic wipes with her, must have had a dozen in her purse, and loathed even sitting on the grass or a park bench. And after such trips, had to use a pack of wipes to get clean again.

F i F

48,698 posts

280 months

Monday 5th January 2009
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I can understand the bedspread thing, as errrr they can see some errrr action beyond the normal call of duty. But the rest is ridiculous.

But in my experience Disney is obsessive about cleanliness because many Americans seem ridiculous in their refusal to touch anything that anybody else has touched. Yet they will happily eat in restaurants where the kitchen cleanliness can be skankier than a very skanky thing.

Maybe this thing is like the dumb-clever balance. We should all consider it our mission to have an extremely vigorous and all encompassing shag without removing the bedspread in every hotel we stay at. Thus it offsets oddballs like this woman.