Piles - prevention

[Taita]

I had a random thought last night about piles or haemorrhoids. They are bad, and hurt lots.

What can I do whilst I'm youngish, to prevent them later in life? Diet? What do I need to avoid / eat lots of?

[Sheets Tabuer]

Hair spray.

[elster]

lots of fibre, no straining on toilet.

[SpydieNut]

Taita said:

I had a random thought last night about piles or haemorrhoids. They are bad, and hurt lots.

What can I do whilst I'm youngish, to prevent them later in life? Diet? What do I need to avoid / eat lots of?

what a very interesting life you lead.

[DrTre]

Don't give birth.
Don't be the sponge in "bum fun" scenarios.
Eat plenty of fibre.
Don't blow a gasket from straining when dans la toilette
Don't eat yellow snow.

[Tuscan Tart]

Don't read when on the toilet!

[elle]

Taita said:

What do I need to eat lots of?

Phall

[captainzep]

Don't worry about it too much. A haemorrhoid is like an Audi A3 tdi. -Sooner or later every ahole's got one.



Yes, I know its an old one...

[RJE1966]

Tuscan Tart said:

Don't read when on the toilet!

Yeah, never really got that, how can doing a poo, and then sitting reading cause Hem's? I can understand if your reading 'cause your constipated and can't go, but the act of reading in itself?

[rhinochopig]

Taita said:

I had a random thought last night about piles or haemorrhoids. They are bad, and hurt lots.

What can I do whilst I'm youngish, to prevent them later in life? Diet? What do I need to avoid / eat lots of?

And I always thought that PH stood for Piston Heads. Well you learn something new every day.

[TpdNotts]

Plenty of fibre in diet. If constipated take mild laxative to avoid pushing. Avoid pregnancy and childbirth as that can induce the old farmer giles.

[Tuscan Tart]

RJE1966 said:

Tuscan Tart said:

Don't read when on the toilet!

Yeah, never really got that, how can doing a poo, and then sitting reading cause Hem's? I can understand if your reading 'cause your constipated and can't go, but the act of reading in itself?

Sitting on the toilet gives your bum a real chance to relax, allowing the veins down there to fill completely with blood, just don't do it for any longer than you have to, if you want to continue reading take the book/mag/shampoo bottle with you.

[The Tea Boy]

Sheets Tabuer said:

Hair spray.

im guessing your refering to this http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Matt

[garycat]

Tuscan Tart said:

Don't read when on the toilet!

What??? Not even when a new copy of EVO arrives???

[SpydieNut]

garycat said:

Tuscan Tart said:

Don't read when on the toilet!

What??? Not even when a new copy of razzle arrives???

EFA

[Adenauer]

Don't try and recreate a nuclear explosion when you have a poo, trust me, don't show off in front of the missus

[ShadownINja]

What they said but add: drink lots of water.

[s3fella]

ShadownINja said:

What they said but add: drink lots of water.

Yes, and if you get them, or an anal fisure (eeek!) double your water intake!!

(Not me, but someone I know well!! )

[RJE1966]

Tuscan Tart said:

RJE1966 said:

Tuscan Tart said:

Don't read when on the toilet!

Yeah, never really got that, how can doing a poo, and then sitting reading cause Hem's? I can understand if your reading 'cause your constipated and can't go, but the act of reading in itself?

Sitting on the toilet gives your bum a real chance to relax, allowing the veins down there to fill completely with blood, just don't do it for any longer than you have to, if you want to continue reading take the book/mag/shampoo bottle with you.

Thanks for the tip, I supose when they itch you're against scratching them with a hairbrush too?