Double bluff Nigerian scam!!

[bigTee]

Scam email said:




My Dear,

My name is Mrs. Susan Walter, I live at 3775 Oleander Dr Highland, Ca 92346,United State.I am one of those that executed a contract in Nigeria years ago and they refused to pay me, I had paid over $70,000USD trying to get my payment all to no avail.Somebody directed me to travel down to Nigeria with all my contract documents to meet Barrister Mamman Mike who is the member of CONTRACT PAYMENT COMMITTEE and LEGAL ADVISER to the COMMITTEE, and I contacted him and he explained everything to me on telephone and advised me to come down to Nigeria which I did.He said that those contacting us through emails are fake. Then he took me to the paying bank, which is Central Bank of Nigeria, and I am the happiest woman on this earth because I have received my contract funds of $8.2Million USD.

On the process of searching for my file,I saw your information on awaiting payment list in the office of Barrister Mamman Mike.Though I did not capture all your information.Am sorry contacting you late as I planed doing it as soon as I arrive back USA.I have been so busy because we are trying to set up a factory here with the money we received.So if you care,do contact Barrister Mamman Mike with the information below and just explain yourself to him as I know he is honest and humble person.Alternatively mention my name to him he will attend to you.

Name: Barrister Mamman Mike
Email: [e-mail]
tell: [phone]
Address: 123,Palm Avenue Palm Grove,
Lagos Nigeria.

You really have to stop your dealing with those crooks contacting you okay because they will dry you. up until you have nothing to eat.The only money I paid was just $1,200 for Federal Inland Revenue Services (F.I.R.S). So you have to take note of that and for more directives. You can reach me on this Tell:001-267-480-8690

Susan Walter

[dwilkie]

The one thing you can always rely on is human greed - that's the only reason people keep falling for these.

You very rarely (I won't say never) get something for nothing. And if you seriously thing that Nigeria has, seemingly, the worlds highest population of billionaires per head of the population, then you deserve to be scammed imo

[richyb]

Got to love the Nigerian scammers. Do you think scamming and broken English is on their National Curriculum?

[blindswelledrat]

In the spirit of this thread, for the benefit of those millions of people who have never recieved an email, I too shall post up a random piece of junk mail:

junkmail said:

Get 0% on Balance Transfers for 16 Monthsþ

Im not really sure why I did that but I like to join in where possible and I too, have junkmail.

[bigTee]

Do people REALLY fall for this stuff?

[blindswelledrat]

Dispensing with the sarcasm a second though- while searching my junk mail-I did come across the following title to an email which amused me:

mail said:

Small stepmother permitetd him too tset her doggy mannerþ

[funkyrobot]

Have you seen that website, I think its called 419 eater or something.

Very funny!

[bigTee]

funkyrobot said:

Have you seen that website, I think its called 419 eater or something.

Very funny!

ah you mean www.419eater.com ?

[dwilkie]

Random Junk Mail said:

CHgEpAxP_VllrlAGRkA him and ten

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