Hold your bag properly

[toasty]

And my piss boiler of the month is...

Women who hang their bags off their arms for no reason.



Don't know why, it just irritates the hell out of me.

Oi bint, hold your bag properly!

[Shaw Tarse]

Note to David Beckham ^^^

[Slagathore]

That's the 'Hollywood' way of holding it!

I'm suprised her arms can take the weight

[V8mate]

Feeble attempt at disguising a 'I know I shouldn't, but I fancy VB' thread.

[toasty]

Shaw Tarse said:

Note to David Beckham ^^^

I would love it if Beckham just happened to read this and say "Victoria, hold your bag properly love, some people think you look like a soppy tart carrying it like that. Sort it out, Poppet."

I do suspect if VB decided to stuff the bag up her arse like a Pulp Fiction pocket watch then half the girls in the UK would start to do the same.

[TheEnd]

It's funny to see women run like that with the "display arm" out, in a half trot.


Not that i get many women running from me, btw

[Austin.J]

This will make me sound like a pikey, but, how come no one has stolen that yet? she's barley hanging on it it...

[thinfourth2]

And why is she wearing welding goggles?

[speedchick]

Can I just say (as a girl), I do not carry my bag like that, if it won't go on my shoulder then I won't use/buy it. I really hate 'hand' bags, and poncing around with one over my arm like that is the last thing I would do.

K thanks

[The Riddler]

Austin.J said:

This will make me sound like a pikey, but, how come no one has stolen that yet? she's barley hanging on it it...

I was thinking the same, but I don't think even the pikiest pikey would risk a bag snatch when there are a few camera's aimed at the potential victim.

[TheEnd]

Austin.J said:

This will make me sound like a pikey, but, how come no one has stolen that yet? she's barley hanging on it it...

It looks like a blind harlequin's laundry bag.

[marshalla]

Treason! To the Tower with him!

[Austin.J]

Ahh, i've just realised why she's holding said bag like she is, trying to slip it of gracefully as she's about to put a nice weld on some poor homeless childs tri-cycle that'd cracked.

explains the glasses atleast.

[Shaw Tarse]

marshalla said:

That could be a Saturday caption comp!
'Tis saturday isn't it?

[thinfourth2]

Austin.J said:

Ahh, i've just realised why she's holding said bag like she is, trying to slip it of gracefully as she's about to put a nice weld on some poor homeless childs tri-cycle that'd cracked.

explains the glasses atleast.

You know that bag is just big enough for a mini oxy acetylene kit

[Austin.J]

thinfourth2 said:

Austin.J said:

Ahh, i've just realised why she's holding said bag like she is, trying to slip it of gracefully as she's about to put a nice weld on some poor homeless childs tri-cycle that'd cracked.

explains the glasses atleast.

You know that bag is just big enough for a mini oxy acetylene kit

That'll be my next purchase...

• scoures eBay*

[Engineer1]

Just possibly the handle is too long meaning if you hold the bag by the handle it drags on the floor.

[Heathwood]

Engineer1 said:

Just possibly the handle is too long meaning if you hold the bag by the handle it drags on the floor.

Well it is painful when your bag drags on the floor..

..I'm sorry that was terrible

[GarC]

My OH has the same bag.

[Nolar Dog]

toasty said:

And my piss boiler of the month is...

Women who hang their bags off their arms for no reason.

If that's the worst the month has thrown at you you've had a good month.

Why should it matter to you how someone you don't know carries their bag?
Little bit confused.

Surely that's the way that type of bag was designed to be carried anyway.