Need to make some money..Fast..
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Easy, follow this guide 
You open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggots Fan Club. You take out an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, you sell it with, I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", "the latest and greatest in sexual technology", "guaranteed results or your money back", all that b
ks.
Now these dils cost twenty-five quid a pop - as a snip for the amount of pleasure they're gonna give the recipients. But they send their cheques to the other company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five quid. You take that twenty-five quid, you stick it in the bank until it clears.
Now this is the smart bit - you send back the cheque for twenty-five pound from the other company name, "Arse Tickler's Faggots Fan Club", saying we're sorry, we couldn't get the supplies from America because they ran out of stock. Now you see how many people cash that cheque - not a single soul, because who wants their bank manager to know they tickle arse when they're not paying cheques?
LP
You open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggots Fan Club. You take out an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, you sell it with, I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", "the latest and greatest in sexual technology", "guaranteed results or your money back", all that bks. Now these dils cost twenty-five quid a pop - as a snip for the amount of pleasure they're gonna give the recipients. But they send their cheques to the other company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five quid. You take that twenty-five quid, you stick it in the bank until it clears.
Now this is the smart bit - you send back the cheque for twenty-five pound from the other company name, "Arse Tickler's Faggots Fan Club", saying we're sorry, we couldn't get the supplies from America because they ran out of stock. Now you see how many people cash that cheque - not a single soul, because who wants their bank manager to know they tickle arse when they're not paying cheques?
LP
R5GTTGAZ said:
jaymodunn said:
I need to make around 20K..I am not greedy.
Has anybody got any advice on a get rich scheme that may work..So nigerian bankers who might have some money to transfer..
I am being serious thou..Anybody made money fast from not much capital ??
How much capital?Has anybody got any advice on a get rich scheme that may work..So nigerian bankers who might have some money to transfer..
I am being serious thou..Anybody made money fast from not much capital ??
set up a dvd website and use:
http://www.find-dvd.co.uk
to get the cheapest deals and sell them a little over the price, someone buys from you, you buy from the cheapest on the list and send it onto the client.
That good enough for you?
http://www.find-dvd.co.uk
to get the cheapest deals and sell them a little over the price, someone buys from you, you buy from the cheapest on the list and send it onto the client.
That good enough for you?
Your not going to like this, but if you want to make that sort of money quick then you need to move into debt collection. Seriously, buy a few debts at 40%/60% LTV and then go and "enforce", most times you will see a return.
Shouldn't take you too long, just turn up at debtors properties with a black Range Rover Sport, tinted windows, a Rottie on a chain, baseball bat in hand and a couple of big angry blokes. Then growl at everyone you see until they give you money, job done!
Shouldn't take you too long, just turn up at debtors properties with a black Range Rover Sport, tinted windows, a Rottie on a chain, baseball bat in hand and a couple of big angry blokes. Then growl at everyone you see until they give you money, job done!
Lord Pikey said:
Easy, follow this guide You open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggots Fan Club. You take out an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, you sell it with, I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", "the latest and greatest in sexual technology", "guaranteed results or your money back", all that bks.
Now these dils cost twenty-five quid a pop - as a snip for the amount of pleasure they're gonna give the recipients. But they send their cheques to the other company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five quid. You take that twenty-five quid, you stick it in the bank until it clears.
Now this is the smart bit - you send back the cheque for twenty-five pound from the other company name, "Arse Tickler's Faggots Fan Club", saying we're sorry, we couldn't get the supplies from America because they ran out of stock. Now you see how many people cash that cheque - not a single soul, because who wants their bank manager to know they tickle arse when they're not paying cheques?
LP
Been watching Lock Stock have we! You open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggots Fan Club. You take out an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, you sell it with, I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", "the latest and greatest in sexual technology", "guaranteed results or your money back", all that bks. Now these dils cost twenty-five quid a pop - as a snip for the amount of pleasure they're gonna give the recipients. But they send their cheques to the other company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five quid. You take that twenty-five quid, you stick it in the bank until it clears.
Now this is the smart bit - you send back the cheque for twenty-five pound from the other company name, "Arse Tickler's Faggots Fan Club", saying we're sorry, we couldn't get the supplies from America because they ran out of stock. Now you see how many people cash that cheque - not a single soul, because who wants their bank manager to know they tickle arse when they're not paying cheques?
LP
Dupont666 said:
set up a dvd website and use:
http://www.find-dvd.co.uk
to get the cheapest deals and sell them a little over the price, someone buys from you, you buy from the cheapest on the list and send it onto the client.
That good enough for you?
Thanks for an asnwer that isn't sarcastic...Checked it out on ebay.Looks like i could make some money..cheers.http://www.find-dvd.co.uk
to get the cheapest deals and sell them a little over the price, someone buys from you, you buy from the cheapest on the list and send it onto the client.
That good enough for you?
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