Having the ultimate in last words....
Having the ultimate in last words....
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parakitaMol.

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11,876 posts

280 months

Tuesday 13th January 2009
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Bizarre history.... I like it.

wikipedia said:
The Cadaver Synod (also called the Cadaver Trial or, in Latin, the Synodus Horrenda) is the name commonly given to the posthumous ecclesiastical trial of Pope Formosus, held in the Basilica of St. John Lateran in Rome during January of 897.[1]

Before the proceedings the body of Formosus was exhumed and, according to some sources, seated on a throne while his successor, Pope Stephen VI, read the charges against him (of which Formosus was found guilty) and conducted the trial.....

Formosus was accused of transmigrating sees in violation of canon law, of perjury, and of serving as a bishop while actually a layman. Liutprand and other sources say that Stephen had the body stripped of its papal vestments, cut off the three fingers of his right hand used for benedictions, and declared all of his acts and ordinations invalid.

The body was finally interred in a graveyard for foreigners, only to be dug up once again, tied to weights, and cast into the Tiber River.
I'm in charge now.

The Hypno-Toad

13,298 posts

234 months

Tuesday 13th January 2009
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Watched QI on Friday then?

cloggy

4,959 posts

238 months

Tuesday 13th January 2009
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Jeeezuuss Mole, I worry about you.
Time to look for some professional help perhaps.

parakitaMol.

Original Poster:

11,876 posts

280 months

Tuesday 13th January 2009
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The Hypno-Toad said:
Watched QI on Friday then?
Actually no, someone else did and we were talking about it.

Fabulous concept to drag cadavers into a court room and then sentence them to death again. Don't you think?

"Torquemada"

5,196 posts

266 months

Tuesday 13th January 2009
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I can think of more constructive uses of court time.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Tuesday 13th January 2009
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parakitaMol. said:
wikipedia said:
Before the proceedings the body of Formosus was exhumed and, according to some sources, seated on a throne while his successor, Pope Stephen VI, read the charges against him (of which Formosus was found guilty) and conducted the trial.....
rofl

How do you plead...?

STIFF

parakitaMol. said:
wikipedia said:
Formosus was accused of transmigrating sees in violation of canon law, of perjury, and of serving as a bishop while actually a layman. Liutprand and other sources say that Stephen had the body stripped of its papal vestments, cut off the three fingers of his right hand used for benedictions, and declared all of his acts and ordinations invalid.
....HA...No-one expects the Stephen Inquisition...HA

parakitaMol. said:
wikipedia said:
The body was finally interred in a graveyard for foreigners, only to be dug up once again, tied to weights, and cast into the Tiber River.
rofl...Roman Catholic Church...pure comedy genius





Edited by mybrainhurts on Wednesday 14th January 19:47

andy400

11,608 posts

260 months

Tuesday 13th January 2009
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Fetch.........

THE COMFY CHAIR!!!!

eek

Pesty

42,655 posts

285 months

Tuesday 13th January 2009
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Dead bodies on court? i 've heard of the victims being dug up and put in there

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=a7zDebveHeM

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Wednesday 14th January 2009
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:rolf: missed that first time around

parakitaMol.

Original Poster:

11,876 posts

280 months

Wednesday 14th January 2009
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mybrainhurts said:
rofl...Roman Catholic Church...pure comedy genius
The more I think about this the more I love the insanity... of sentencing a dead person to death.




Gargamel

16,347 posts

290 months

Wednesday 14th January 2009
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Stranger things have happened

That horse becoming Pope for one

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

254 months

Wednesday 14th January 2009
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Torquemada said:
I can think of more constructive uses of court time.
I'm liking the irony of someone called Torquemada criticising one of the Catholic Church's more fanatical moments hehe

Edited by Famous Graham on Wednesday 14th January 12:28

parakitaMol.

Original Poster:

11,876 posts

280 months

Wednesday 14th January 2009
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Gargamel said:
Stranger things have happened

Please can we have some more!

I love this kind of stuff. History wasn't a strong subject for me at school and I feel quite ill-read.

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

254 months

Wednesday 14th January 2009
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parakitaMol. said:
Gargamel said:
Stranger things have happened

Please can we have some more!
That was actually a Blackadder quote.

But the quote itself was a twisted reference to Caligula appointing his horse as a senator.

foreright

1,091 posts

271 months

Wednesday 14th January 2009
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Gargamel said:
Stranger things have happened

That horse becoming Pope for one
It would have been stranger if indeed it had happened. Are you not thinking of Caligula who made his horse a senator? Except that didn't happen either :P

scotal

8,751 posts

308 months

Wednesday 14th January 2009
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The Hypno-Toad said:
Watched QI on Friday then?
I like the bit where they claimed there was someone in court answering on the dead pope's behalf.
Fabulous idea.

sleep envy

62,260 posts

278 months

Wednesday 14th January 2009
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scotal said:
The Hypno-Toad said:
Watched QI on Friday then?
I like the bit where they claimed there was someone in court answering on the dead pope's behalf.
Fabulous idea.
how much did they lawyer charge?

Bee_Jay

2,599 posts

277 months

Wednesday 14th January 2009
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You have to love religion sometimes, if not just for the comedy value it brings...

Gargamel

16,347 posts

290 months

Wednesday 14th January 2009
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foreright said:
Gargamel said:
Stranger things have happened

That horse becoming Pope for one
It would have been stranger if indeed it had happened. Are you not thinking of Caligula who made his horse a senator? Except that didn't happen either :P
As above - its a black adder quote

Plenty of wierd history around

Prince Wilhelm of the Hapsburg empire - involved in Ukranian seperation in the 20's whilst hanging around the cross dressing and transvestite scenes of vienna and paris

Rasputin, "monk" and spitirtual advisor to the last Tsar of Russian - and serial rapist of the court ladies ...

Dictators are always good at this stuff - look at the french cook expose on Kim il jong in north korea - wes every night (male and female) he alledged

My favourite is the Locarno conference in switzerland where all the big boys are attending, they are kept waiting for hours by Mussolini who eventually does a top gun style flyby, exept its by speedboat which is packed with young Italian lovelies, and he drives the boat himself across the lake waving at herr hitler !



Edited by Gargamel on Wednesday 14th January 12:48

scotal

8,751 posts

308 months

Wednesday 14th January 2009
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Gargamel said:
My favourite is the Locarno conference in switzerland where all the big boys are attending, they are kept waiting for hours by Mussolini who eventually does a top gun style flyby, exept its by speedboat which is packed with young Italian lovelies, and he drives the boat himself across the lake waving at herr hitler !
Not heard that one before..... for a mad dictator type, that's quite cool.