Heads up! ITV1 now. Pies......Nom....Nom....Nom!

[The_Burg]

Jeez i was worried i was getting a tad porky! I feel positively anorexic!

[moleamol]

Poor lass has still got a face like a bag of smashed crabs.

[The_Burg]

Actually red haired bird looks OK, probably not without clothes on though!
Tryed everything? Yeh bet you didn't try not stuffing pies!
fk i'm a fat sod, (16.5stone @ 5'11"), but.......
(Mind you mines all beer).