My missus is worth a million quid and a pepperami

[bigandclever]

Well, based on the exchange rate implied by this story...

Actually it's not a funny story at all

A California man sold his 14-year-old daughter to an 18-year-old man for cash, beer and meat - then called police when the prospective bridegroom didn't live up to his end of the deal, authorities said Tuesday.... Galindo was to pay Martinez $16,000 and provide him with 160 cases of beer, 100 cases of soda, 50 cases of Gatorade, two cases of wine, and six cases of meat.

http://edition.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/01/13/daughter.f...

[shalmaneser]

What exactly is a case of meat?

[camgear]

I imagine meat, in a case?