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freecar

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Wednesday 14th January 2009
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Hi all,

Inspired by a couple of threads I've read recently I thought I'd start one to ask for advice/opinions

I have just ordered a merkur futur safety razor as I am sick of razor rash and looking like a stubbly george michael reject. Thanks to the razor recommendations thread!

Another thread has me concerned though, I also like to keep the lychees peeled so to speak and was wondering whether anyone uses a safety on the old fella? Obviously it will still be massively cheaper and more comfortable to use safety on face and stick with multi blade badness for the happy sack but I don't really want to have two razors (especially one really embarrassing plastic one!)

Thanks all

Burnham

3,668 posts

288 months

Wednesday 14th January 2009
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freecar said:
lychees peeled
Thats funny, can I use that one?

freecar

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216 months

Wednesday 14th January 2009
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not mine I'm afraid, I read it in the nut shaving thread!

SpydieNut

5,956 posts

252 months

Wednesday 14th January 2009
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i think you're brave to think about taking that thing to your face.

but the thought of putting it anywhere near mr happy and his 2 round friends eek

freecar

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Wednesday 14th January 2009
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SpydieNut said:
mr happy and his 2 round friends eek
I like that one too!!

freecar

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Wednesday 14th January 2009
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anonymous said:
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Well that's the thing it doesn't normally hurt to nick the bag (certainly less than face) but it's not a pretty sight seeing your change purse covered in blotchy red bits of tissue paper!!

Edited by freecar on Wednesday 14th January 17:48

croyde

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259 months

Wednesday 14th January 2009
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I am pi55ing myself laughing. Hilariousbiglaugh

voyds9

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312 months

Wednesday 14th January 2009
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NO PICTURES FOR THIS THREAD PLEASE hurl

Muntu

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228 months

Wednesday 14th January 2009
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I thought that this was going to be a thread about somebody with a cleft palate trying to swear.

croyde

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Wednesday 14th January 2009
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anonymous said:
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Post pics of the result.biglaugh

mattley

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251 months

Wednesday 14th January 2009
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No way would I use a merkur on my nads. Safety for smartness blue bic elsewhere.

shakotan

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225 months

Wednesday 14th January 2009
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freecar said:
not mine I'm afraid, I read it in the nut shaving thread!
I have to claim that one as my own, indeed from the nut shaving thread.

The Merkur is a fantastic bit of kit. I gnore the cries of "it reduces your face to ribbons", as the owners are not using it correctly.

I get a much closer shave than I ever did with a Gillette Wilkinson Tubro Mach 3 Extra Vibrating Dongle.

You DO have to 'relearn' the art of shaving though, you can't take bit sweeping strokes with a safety razor like you would with a multiblade, you'll be stripping flesh off quiker than Arnie's arm in Terminator 2.

YouTube 'safety razor', there are a couple of decent tutorials about how to shave and different techniques to use with one.

Its also worthwhile investing in some decent shave oil, and also shave creme and brush. This definately helps your technique with a safety razor.

If you get a Futur, don't ever use it on a higher setting than 4 though, it's bordering on suicidal!

ETA: There's no way the Futur would EVER go anywhere near my lychees, too risky! I keep a Gillette Fusion for that purpose. The skin on your sack is much softer and thinner than on your face. If you have to be careful using a safety on your face, think how careful you'd need to be down there! Not worth the risk IMO!

Edited by shakotan on Wednesday 14th January 19:21


ETA again, you MUST use a moisturiser on your face after shaving with a safety, the cut shaves REALLY close and does take dead skin with it. Your face will feel like its on fire if you don't moisturise the freshly exposed new skin after shaving!

Edited by shakotan on Wednesday 14th January 19:24

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Wednesday 14th January 2009
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Why the hell do you lot bother...?

We have electrickery, you know....

Pesty

42,655 posts

285 months

Wednesday 14th January 2009
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shakotan said:
The Merkur is a fantastic bit of kit. I gnore the cries of "it reduces your face to ribbons", as the owners are not using it correctly.

ETA again, you MUST use a moisturiser on your face after shaving with a safety, the cut shaves REALLY close and does take dead skin with it. Your face will feel like its on fire if you don't moisturise the freshly exposed new skin after shaving!

Edited by shakotan on Wednesday 14th January 19:24
Using it properly it still takes a layer of skin off and leaves new skin.

If you have sensitive skin anyway you are going to be in trouble.

The problem with things like this is we all have different skin, shakotan might have less sensitive skin than you.

All I can say is when I used mine it looked like I had sunburn for 2 days. Close shave but my skin just can't take it.

Simpo Two

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294 months

Wednesday 14th January 2009
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'Peeled'?!

That's you that is:


shakotan

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225 months

Wednesday 14th January 2009
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Pesty said:
shakotan said:
The Merkur is a fantastic bit of kit. I gnore the cries of "it reduces your face to ribbons", as the owners are not using it correctly.

ETA again, you MUST use a moisturiser on your face after shaving with a safety, the cut shaves REALLY close and does take dead skin with it. Your face will feel like its on fire if you don't moisturise the freshly exposed new skin after shaving!

Edited by shakotan on Wednesday 14th January 19:24
Using it properly it still takes a layer of skin off and leaves new skin.

If you have sensitive skin anyway you are going to be in trouble.

The problem with things like this is we all have different skin, shakotan might have less sensitive skin than you.

All I can say is when I used mine it looked like I had sunburn for 2 days. Close shave but my skin just can't take it.
Very true, my comment regarding the 'face slashers' was more directed to those would complained of cutting themselves badly when shaving with a safety, which shouldn't happen with the right technique.

There's not much you can do if you have sensitive skin which doesn't like being exfoliated so aggresively!

freecar

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Wednesday 14th January 2009
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Thanks shakotan,

I think I'm going to use up all my blades for my fusion thing or whatever it is and by then hopefully I'll be proficient with my merkur and be able to judge for myself whether to take the risk!

I don't want to have to have two razors and I'm too ugly to consider going for a back, sack 'n' crack!

I suppose I could have asked Bob Geldof, he shaved (seemingly) all his body hair with a safety razor in The Wall!

freecar

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Monday 19th January 2009
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Howdy folks,

Well,, The razor arrived on saturday and I've been getting used to it slowly, cocked up yesterday and didn't have my face wet enough before applying soap resulting in a bit of the dreaded razor rash! However it cleared up before this morning which was unusual as I would normally have to skip shaving for a couple of days when it happens!

Well after two (relatively) successful shaves with my futur I decided to give the lychees a super-peel!

EASY!!!! I set it to 1 and had a really close snag free shave! Were I a cat I would tea bag myself they are so smooth!

celticpilgrim

1,965 posts

272 months

Monday 19th January 2009
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I use a gilette safety razor on my face when I need to wet shave. As for introducing Dick & the twins to a razor of ANY description....er.....no thanks!

Vee

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263 months

Monday 19th January 2009
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shakotan said:
If you get a Futur, don't ever use it on a higher setting than 4 though, it's bordering on suicidal!
Numpty question but but higher than 4 I assume you mean closer, and also that 5 is closer than 3 ? Or is it the other way around ?

Cheer