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Poledriver

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29,576 posts

223 months

Thursday 15th January 2009
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OK, I've got a good one for the PH massive!
My housemate has just escaped from a long and abusive (mentally and physically) relationship.
The guy is a smooth-talking welsh megalomaniac. He has a "film studio" (collection of huge sheds) in cornwall where he has made some of the worst horror films ever to be released.
Apart from all of the abuse he has inflicted on my housemate (No, I'm not going to go into detail) he also:-
Has a collection of various animals, includung Arab horses and some exotic creatures, which he neglects very badly.
Has erected 3 huge (150x30 ft) sheds for film work which block other peoples views. He has done this without any care, consideration or planning permission.
He takes staff on to make films, then sacks them without having paid them.
He has huge unpaid tax bills.
He's borrowed large amounts of money from friends, who he never repays.
The list goes on and on.

The point is......he is a thoroughly bad, non-caring, selfish and thoughtless person, but, he can charm/lie/cheat his way out of everything.
All of the above points, and more, have been reported to, and investigated by, local government, police, RSPCA and Inland Revenue. despite this he always manages to get away with everything.
I'm not bothered about the planning or financial issues, but he needs some payback for the way he has treated my housemate and the conditions that he keeps his animals in.
I've got a few plans on the table but would be interested in the PH suggestions for justice, even if it just means raising a smile from my housemate!

Do your worst!

M@T.R

2,187 posts

259 months

Thursday 15th January 2009
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Burn down his buildings, he wont have a film studio then.

davido140

9,614 posts

255 months

Thursday 15th January 2009
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Kill his parents, make them into chilli, get him to eat them, then get radiohead to laugh at him crying when he finds out.

DrTre

12,957 posts

261 months

Thursday 15th January 2009
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Find his films on Amazon and then write really scathing reviews of them, even if you've not seen them!!

Poledriver

Original Poster:

29,576 posts

223 months

Thursday 15th January 2009
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DrTre said:
Find his films on Amazon and then write really scathing reviews of them, even if you've not seen them!!
Thanks, done that on a few other sites but forgot about Amazon! thumbup

ETA censored for one of his better reviews!

Edited by Poledriver on Thursday 15th January 00:52



ETA
Sorry for the edit but link breaches N&S rules.

Edited by Big Al. on Thursday 15th January 11:45

DrTre

12,957 posts

261 months

Thursday 15th January 2009
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Poledriver said:
Thanks, done that on a few other sites but forgot about Amazon! thumbup
You've done IMDB too I take it?

tomTVR

6,909 posts

270 months

Thursday 15th January 2009
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Kick him in the shin really hard, that will teach him.

Nolar Dog

8,786 posts

224 months

Thursday 15th January 2009
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Give him a Chinese Burn. smile

Poledriver

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29,576 posts

223 months

Thursday 15th January 2009
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Nolar Dog said:
Give him a Chinese Burn. smile
heherolleyes

alman

796 posts

239 months

Thursday 15th January 2009
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Do a st on him

Nadyenka

661 posts

226 months

Thursday 15th January 2009
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He hit his girlfriend?.

LukeBird

17,170 posts

238 months

Thursday 15th January 2009
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Poledriver said:
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Has erected
hehe

Sorry mate, you lost me there! wink






Only kidding; horse's head in the bed?scratchchin

Geezer-20v

950 posts

223 months

Thursday 15th January 2009
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Subject him to One Man One Jar!

Poledriver

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29,576 posts

223 months

Thursday 15th January 2009
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Nadyenka said:
He hit his girlfriend?.
That's the one thing that triggers me!

alman

796 posts

239 months

Thursday 15th January 2009
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Grow up and tell the police



Or do a st on him

Poledriver

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29,576 posts

223 months

Thursday 15th January 2009
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LukeBird said:
Poledriver said:
O
Has erected
hehe

Sorry mate, you lost me there! wink






Only kidding; horse's head in the bed?scratchchin
We're trying to save the horses! Maybe his head in the stable!? scratchchin

Poledriver

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29,576 posts

223 months

Thursday 15th January 2009
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alman said:
Grow up and tell the police



Or do a st on him
Please read my OP! Police not interested! Need more proof (and doughnuts!)

Nadyenka

661 posts

226 months

Thursday 15th January 2009
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Poledriver said:
Nadyenka said:
He hit his girlfriend?.
That's the one thing that triggers me!
That is not fair.It is good that she finish with him and do the best thing.If any man hit me I would not stay with them for even 1 more minute.

Poledriver

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29,576 posts

223 months

Thursday 15th January 2009
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M@T.R said:
Burn down his buildings, he wont have a film studio then.
whistle

alman

796 posts

239 months

Thursday 15th January 2009
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Vigilante bum rape him, that'll show him

Edited by alman on Thursday 15th January 01:26

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