Cor Blimey, Dem Jamaicans are generous.
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Article in the metro about The Prince of Wales and his main squeeze and all the loot they brought home given to them by heads of state,
Brunei - a watch and trinket and set of jewelry (cheapskates)
Trinidad - A Brooch, a gold bowl and mini steel pan (eh?)
japan - 2 bags of tea and a bag of apples (he must have looked hungry)
Tokyo - A Kendo bamboo sword and replica Sharpie Pen 1st edition, (ebay it!)
The Mighty Reggae Boys of Jamaica gave them a guitar, 2 bottles of Wray and Nephew Rum, 18 Bob Marley CD`s, 4 Vinyl Albums, 2 Baseball caps and 2 calendars
All he needs is a beach and some home grown to reenact a Bob Marley video
Brunei - a watch and trinket and set of jewelry (cheapskates)
Trinidad - A Brooch, a gold bowl and mini steel pan (eh?)
japan - 2 bags of tea and a bag of apples (he must have looked hungry)
Tokyo - A Kendo bamboo sword and replica Sharpie Pen 1st edition, (ebay it!)
The Mighty Reggae Boys of Jamaica gave them a guitar, 2 bottles of Wray and Nephew Rum, 18 Bob Marley CD`s, 4 Vinyl Albums, 2 Baseball caps and 2 calendars
All he needs is a beach and some home grown to reenact a Bob Marley video
Wray and Nephew overproof rum! I was sent some as a birthday present from my sister a few years ago and decided to share it with a friend round at his place. We got stuck in sat round his dining table. He spilt a bit but as it was not much we just carried on getting hammered and didn't wipe it up. The next morning there was a patch in the middle of the table where the rum had spilt. The varnish had all bubbled up like someone had dropped a massive blob of Nitromoors on it! His missus was not best pleased. God know's what the stuff does to your insides if it can peel varnish off tables!
A friend of my father-in-law brought some of this stuff back from Jamaica with him as we both drank rum.
He brought us about a panda pop size bottle back and told us to drink it with milk.
Took his advice & couldn't believe how sober we both felt after polishing the bottle off.
Tried to get off our chairs and promptly collapsed, ba**ard stuff gets you drunk waist down first ..............
He brought us about a panda pop size bottle back and told us to drink it with milk.
Took his advice & couldn't believe how sober we both felt after polishing the bottle off.
Tried to get off our chairs and promptly collapsed, ba**ard stuff gets you drunk waist down first ..............
Edited by RupertTheFridge on Friday 16th January 00:07
Nocebo said:
Wray and Nephew overproof rum! I was sent some as a birthday present from my sister a few years ago and decided to share it with a friend round at his place. We got stuck in sat round his dining table. He spilt a bit but as it was not much we just carried on getting hammered and didn't wipe it up. The next morning there was a patch in the middle of the table where the rum had spilt. The varnish had all bubbled up like someone had dropped a massive blob of Nitromoors on it! His missus was not best pleased. God know's what the stuff does to your insides if it can peel varnish off tables!
A bloke at work brings back "proper" Jamaican rum when he visits family in "Jam town"(Kingston).He once brought some to a retirement party and handed it out in Klix machine type cups. I left mine for around 15minutes as I drank my pint.
When I went to drink it the cup was plyable as the Rum started melting the cup.
Bacardi is witch piss compared.
WestYorkie said:
Nocebo said:
Wray and Nephew overproof rum! I was sent some as a birthday present from my sister a few years ago and decided to share it with a friend round at his place. We got stuck in sat round his dining table. He spilt a bit but as it was not much we just carried on getting hammered and didn't wipe it up. The next morning there was a patch in the middle of the table where the rum had spilt. The varnish had all bubbled up like someone had dropped a massive blob of Nitromoors on it! His missus was not best pleased. God know's what the stuff does to your insides if it can peel varnish off tables!
A bloke at work brings back "proper" Jamaican rum when he visits family in "Jam town"(Kingston).He once brought some to a retirement party and handed it out in Klix machine type cups. I left mine for around 15minutes as I drank my pint.
When I went to drink it the cup was plyable as the Rum started melting the cup.
Bacardi is witch piss compared.
RupertTheFridge said:
A friend of my father-in-law brought some of this stuff back from Jamaica with him as we both drank rum.
He brought us about a panda pop size bottle back and told us to drink it with milk.
Took his advice & couldn't believe how sober we both felt after polishing the bottle off.
Tried to get off our chairs and promptly collapsed, ba**ard stuff gets you drunk waist down first ..............
I suspect that is what happened to Amy Wino, caught on film crawling along the floor in St Lucia He brought us about a panda pop size bottle back and told us to drink it with milk.
Took his advice & couldn't believe how sober we both felt after polishing the bottle off.
Tried to get off our chairs and promptly collapsed, ba**ard stuff gets you drunk waist down first ..............
Edited by RupertTheFridge on Friday 16th January 00:07
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