Guess whats in the Queens bag?
Guess whats in the Queens bag?
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The Riddler

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6,565 posts

226 months

Friday 16th January 2009
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Saw this picture posted on another thread, What could the Queen possibly need a bag for?

Any suggestions? rotate





Edited by The Riddler on Friday 16th January 03:34

Checkmate

762 posts

236 months

Friday 16th January 2009
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Browning Hi-Power, mobile, hip flask. Maybe.
Oops, forgot the obligatory tube of smarties too.

Edited by Checkmate on Friday 16th January 03:41

fathomfive

11,218 posts

219 months

Friday 16th January 2009
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Rampant Rabbit

mically

1,204 posts

216 months

Friday 16th January 2009
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ooh, I know! I know!

is it diana?

or maybe, erm...

nope, it's diana.

thehawk

9,335 posts

236 months

Friday 16th January 2009
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She's an old lady - it will have some sort of hard boiled sweets, tissues.


XJSJohn

16,151 posts

248 months

Friday 16th January 2009
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Probably a 1/4 bottle of gin, packet of bensons and a lighter.

Perhaps a kosh for keeping Phil in check too ....

big_lad

1,277 posts

216 months

Friday 16th January 2009
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Wallet, phone, keys, fags, lip gloss, mascara. Job done!

simonrockman

7,114 posts

284 months

Friday 16th January 2009
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It's to "go with the shoes".


Thinking that things that women do is logical is a mistake we make too often.

lord summerisle

8,173 posts

254 months

Friday 16th January 2009
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Her Majesty does use her handbag as a security blanket. She carries it with her throughout the day as she moves from one room of the palace to another. She is rarely photographed without a handbag. All tables and her desk at Buckingham Palace and other royal residences are equipped with special hooks on which the Queen may hang her ubiquitous handbag. Finally, the Queen never uses a shoulder bag or clutch bag as these make shaking hands and accepting flowers awkward.

It's not only what's inside the monarch's bags that is significant, but the bag itself, for she uses it to communicate with her staff in a very subtle manner. Before dining with the Queen, a point is made to inform guests that dinner will end in about five minutes after she places her bag on the table top. On walkabouts, she holds the bag to one side to show she intends to move on, at which point a lady-in-waiting joins the conversation, allowing her to slip away without causing offence. When at a banquet, if the Queen's bag is placed on the floor, then it's a sign that she's not finding the conversation interesting, and wants nothing more than to escape. However, if the royal bag is dangling happily from the crook of her left arm, she is happy and relaxed.

The Queen carries a comb, a handkerchief, a small gold compact, and a tube of lipstick in her handbag. The Queen does carry money on Sundays--a folded note of unknown denomination which she discreetly places in the collection plate. One thing that can always be found in the Queen's handbags is an S-shaped metal meat hook that she places on the dinner table's edge to suspend her bag from so that it doesn't touch the floor.

Also to be found inside is a collection of good luck charms, including miniature dogs, horses, saddles and horsewhips - most of them gifts from her children, reports the Daily Express. Family photos are also present, the most treasured of which is a snap of Prince Andrew, from when he returned from the Falklands in 1982. Other things that the Queen never goes without are her mints, chocolate drops for her beloved corgis and a couple of crosswords, which her servants snip out of the papers for her. Also ever present is the metal make-up case, made by Prince Philip and presented to her as a wedding gift 60 years ago. And if there's still room in the bag she happens to be carrying, the Queen slips in a camera to take snaps to add to her private

XJSJohn

16,151 posts

248 months

Friday 16th January 2009
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lord summerisle said:
Stuff
So what you are saying is that the Queen is a Time Lord and her handbag is her TARDIS?


Stu R

21,634 posts

244 months

Friday 16th January 2009
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XJSJohn said:
Probably a 1/4 bottle of gin, packet of bensons and a lighter.

Perhaps a kosh for keeping Phil in check too ....
and durex. Ribbed.

Lord Pikey

3,257 posts

244 months

Friday 16th January 2009
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Mr Summerises's post got me thinking.

If the queen has a note to put in the collection tin, who supplies her with it? Does someone know the queens pin number? Does she even have debit and credit cards?

Or is there a petty cash tin that they fund her with...

LP

crmcatee

5,803 posts

256 months

Friday 16th January 2009
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Judging by the picture - she's about to jemmy open the car door so I would guess a jiggler, a set of skeleton keys and some latex gloves.

V8mate

45,899 posts

218 months

Friday 16th January 2009
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big_lad said:
Wallet, phone, keys, fags, lip gloss, mascara. Job done!
You rattle that off all too easily. Experienced-like.

Sure your username shouldn't be big_jessie?

hehe

Slikk

2,135 posts

272 months

Friday 16th January 2009
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She is never without her kazoo which she uses to entertain foreign dignitaries during those embarrassing lulls in conversation.

Mars

10,088 posts

243 months

Friday 16th January 2009
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Naaah, she's got a Glock in there. You never know...

theboyfold

11,468 posts

255 months

Friday 16th January 2009
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Lord Pikey said:
Mr Summerises's post got me thinking.

If the queen has a note to put in the collection tin, who supplies her with it? Does someone know the queens pin number? Does she even have debit and credit cards?

Or is there a petty cash tin that they fund her with...

LP
A friend of mine is a physio up towards Aberdeen, and HRH was staying up there recently and hurt her shoulder. So the Queen's secretary got in touch and made an appointment, and he asked how she would be paying and apparently you have to speak to the butler and he will settle everything.

She cancelled the appointment in the end, so he didn't get to meet her, but it must be a very different world to the one that we live in.

Bill Carr

2,234 posts

263 months

Friday 16th January 2009
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Jam rags.

Ahhh Moneypenny

4,100 posts

251 months

Friday 16th January 2009
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Bill Carr said:
Jam rags.
she is too old for them, it will have all dried up by now!!


Probs Tena Lady for her drippy minky

Plotloss

67,280 posts

299 months

Friday 16th January 2009
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Skins, grinder, roach, 'erb, 10 Silk Cut Ultra.