How to really annoy another company ?
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Use there phone number in loads of surveys/internet forums/customer satisfaction/insurance enquiry forms. Won't be a big problem but the annoyance will slowly drive them mad....
Steal there post?
Send them a a computer virus?
Put a sex advert in a paper with the company phone number?
Or you could actually try some private investigation, maybe you will catch up-to no good?
Steal there post?
Send them a a computer virus?
Put a sex advert in a paper with the company phone number?
Or you could actually try some private investigation, maybe you will catch up-to no good?
Get there early and turn the water off to the building. Do this on a friday though, they will struggle to get a plumber there on a friday afternoon, by which time the festering in the bog has started it's process.
Imagine what it will be like on Monday morning when they turn up for work.
Imagine what it will be like on Monday morning when they turn up for work.
trumpet600 said:
Get there early and turn the water off to the building. Do this on a friday though, they will struggle to get a plumber there on a friday afternoon, by which time the festering in the bog has started it's process.
Imagine what it will be like on Monday morning when they turn up for work.
Purely the directors I want to get back & they probably won't be in much so wouldn't care.Imagine what it will be like on Monday morning when they turn up for work.
Stand outside their offices for one hour every morning with a big placard saying these 
s are fraudsters - do not do business with them and shout the same out at the same time ...
Not knowing the nature of the business, difficult to say if they have customers visint ghteir premises but that would help ...
An old landlord owed a mate £300 for a deposit and when he saw him in a restaurant one day in what looked like a business meeting, he went over and asked the other guys if they fancied doing business with a crook ...
Cue miuch embarrassment on the part of the landlord.
he never got his £300 back but he had a great 5 mins ...
s are fraudsters - do not do business with them and shout the same out at the same time ...Not knowing the nature of the business, difficult to say if they have customers visint ghteir premises but that would help ...
An old landlord owed a mate £300 for a deposit and when he saw him in a restaurant one day in what looked like a business meeting, he went over and asked the other guys if they fancied doing business with a crook ...
Cue miuch embarrassment on the part of the landlord.
he never got his £300 back but he had a great 5 mins ...
Hobo said:
trumpet600 said:
Get there early and turn the water off to the building. Do this on a friday though, they will struggle to get a plumber there on a friday afternoon, by which time the festering in the bog has started it's process.
Imagine what it will be like on Monday morning when they turn up for work.
Purely the directors I want to get back & they probably won't be in much so wouldn't care.Imagine what it will be like on Monday morning when they turn up for work.
Two ideas:
1. is the advised and (barely) legal route: Let their tyres down. At least two of them to make sure they can't use a spare
2. Not legal and not advised: Get an aerosol of that No More Holes s
t and spray the whole lot up the exhaust pipes. Job done. sign them up to things on the web.. their e-mail addresses, the building, home address etc.
It's inconvenient and will annoy them, and there are some rude things which might drop through their postboxes
I've known people in these situations call from a phone box and arrange meetings with said people in far away locations.... and never turn up... That is really annoying, but I'm not sure I would do it.
It's inconvenient and will annoy them, and there are some rude things which might drop through their postboxes
I've known people in these situations call from a phone box and arrange meetings with said people in far away locations.... and never turn up... That is really annoying, but I'm not sure I would do it.
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