Can you come up with a statement that doesn't offend anyone?

[james_tigerwoods]

As per the "Christian Bus Driver" post - http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Is there a sentence that potentially causes no offence to anyone - Does one exist?

[10 Pence Short]

This could be tricky. Especially for spaccers who can't write.

[Balmoral Green]

10 Pence Short said:

This could be tricky. Especially for spaccers who can't write.

Well that's a fail for starters, I am offended by the word 'spaccers'.

[dwilkie]

"Word to your mother." That's non-offensive?

[crofty1984]

"I hope when you come, the weather will be clement."

[Eddh]

All of the crime in the UK is due to black people, asians, bible bashers and bus drivers.

HTH

[G'kar]

crofty1984 said:

"I hope when you come, the weather will be clement."

Insensitive to the impotent.

[crofty1984]

"Cagatti in mano e prendetti a schiaffi." I may not have spelt it correctly, but I love that particular sentence.

[ytrebil]

Fire is hot.

[james_tigerwoods]

dwilkie said:

"Word to your mother." That's non-offensive?

Which word - are you trying to say you're going to say rude things to my Mum?

[10 Pence Short]

G'kar said:

crofty1984 said:

"I hope when you come, the weather will be clement."

Insensitive to the impotent.

Crap grammer, anyway.

"I hope when you come, the weather will be, Clement."

[G'kar]

Be excellent to each other.

[ultegra]

Eddh said:

All of the crime in the UK is due to black people, asians, bible bashers and bus drivers.

HTH

UK would upset the Republicans in NI

[james_tigerwoods]

10 Pence Short said:

G'kar said:

crofty1984 said:

"I hope when you come, the weather will be clement."

Insensitive to the impotent.

Crap grammer, anyway.

"I hope when you come, the weather will be, Clement."

Must. Not. Correct. Spelling.

ytrebil said:

Fire is hot.

Am struggling with that one.

Edited by james_tigerwoods on Friday 16th January 15:24

[DrTre]

G'kar said:

Be excellent to each other.

Offends hermits

[ytrebil]

The moon orbits planet Earth.

Planet Earth orbits the sun.

Humans would die without oxygen.

Humans would die without water.

A spider is not an insect.

The Labour Party are a political party.

[dwilkie]

james_tigerwoods said:

dwilkie said:

"Word to your mother." That's non-offensive?

Which word - are you trying to say you're going to say rude things to my Mum?

I am, but I'll whisper them softly in her ear.

How's things going anyway son?

[10 Pence Short]

james_tigerwoods said:

10 Pence Short said:

G'kar said:

crofty1984 said:

"I hope when you come, the weather will be clement."

Insensitive to the impotent.

Crap grammer, anyway.

"I hope when you come, the weather will be, Clement."

Must. Not. Correct. Spelling.

Did I just write 'grammer'?

I bugger. I had conciously told myself not to get that wrong.

Stupid conscience.

[dwilkie]

ytrebil said:

The moon orbits planet Earth.

Planet Earth orbits the sun.

Humans would die without oxygen. <---- Could be construed as a threat...

Humans would die without water.

A spider is not an insect.

The Labour Party are a political party.

[ytrebil]

The sun is hot.

Ice is cold.

Doing more exercises along with a balanced diet helps you lose weight.