Ive got a stupid name, i know i will become a teacher...

[Emsman]

Everyone had one or more at school.

What were they?

I was at Roade School, in Northants.

We had a Mr Woodcock (Mr Timberdick)

And a really weird guy called Hedley Dick.

I kid you not.

Any more for any more

[mybrainhurts]

Mr Fuchs used to go down a riot...

[Shaw Tarse]

Not really stupid names but:
Hilary Warr (it was a man) which made bunch of kids
Kelvin Leslie Oooh look sir they spelt your name wrong!!
God we were sad little gits!

[Orb the Impaler]

We had a Mr Darling.
And a Mr Mottershead. The ace of spades, the ace of spades etc

(And as a useless aside our history teacher was a Mr Goodison; his brother played the original Davros.)

Edited by Orb the Impaler on Saturday 17th January 18:59

[drivin_me_nuts]

Mr Stickles. Poor git.

[Marf]

We had a Mr Stingemore.

[g3rrd]

Mr Stretch P.E. teacher

[Holst]

We had Mr Dearth and he was a maths teacher. We oviously called him Mr Death.

[staceyb]

my old form tutor was called mrs ford-laurie

[Balmoral Green]

Mr Peedon

[mybrainhurts]

The headmistress of our joined girls' school was called Fatardo...

Oft was heard the cry...Fart Hard..HO

[Balmoral Green]

Nelly?

[LHDisbest]

Balmoral Green said:

Mr Peedon

Me too.

I also had an English teacher called Miss Isles.

[GTO Scott]

Mr. Gay - Maths teacher who left after some sort of mental breakdown apparently.

Mr. Cox - Well known for expanding and turning a shade of fire-engine red during PE lessons (Normally he was a Design Tech teacher but he also covered PE when necessary).

[Steamer]

CDT teacher called Dr Sidebottem.

He was actually a top chap and his daughter was a stunner!... just an unfortunate name.

[Established 1984]

Emsman said:

Mr Woodcock

Hedley Dick

I was at Roade too. Never understood why Dick was allowed to teach IT when he knew nothing about computers.

[crofty1984]

g3rrd said:

Mr Stretch P.E. teacher

We used to have a games teacher called Mr Swallow. Quite funny, but it turned out he was fking one of the year 10 girls. So quite appropriate really. Oh, and a Mr Pratt (also games, but not a peado)

[gamefreaks]

We had a 'Dr Mould' when I was at college.

[adam85]

Mrs we....

No joke, Who in the right mind would marry a man with a surname like that!

ETA oops, it was Hore.... Still pretty poor

Edited by adam85 on Saturday 17th January 19:39

[lawrence567]

Forbsby Alec - a guy at my mates primary school