Queer eye for the straight guy...

[Orb the Impaler]

FFS! Mrs Orb(s) is watching this for hour after hour and it's doing my head in - horrible fey voices and stupid "bangin choons" between segments. I hate it.

Why the hell is she watching it? She won't let me have any input into what she wears so she's sure as hell not having any say in mine. Maybe she's a wannabee fag hag or something?

Sorry to moan, but it's really getting on my tits.

[drivin_me_nuts]

Orb the Impaler said:

FFS! Mrs Orb(s) is watching this for hour after hour and it's doing my head in - horrible fey voices and stupid "bangin choons" between segments. I hate it.

Why the hell is she watching it? She won't let me have any input into what she wears so she's sure as hell not having any say in mine. Maybe she's a wannabee fag hag or something?

Sorry to moan, but it's really getting on my tits.

Perhaps she has known you're gay for years and is dropping subtle hints that she thinks it's time you came out the closet? At least that way shopping trips would be more fun ...

Methinks the bhoy protests too much

[Gaffer]

I love Queer Eye, Carlton is fantastic...!

[Orb the Impaler]

Gaffer said:

I love Queer Eye, Carlton is fantastic...!

Ah - I note that you're a gurl!
Do any actual hetero blokes like this drivel?

I'm not in any way against bottery, but this program makes me want to go to the US, buy an Uzi and kill them. Especially "Carlton" (Carsten?)

[Gaffer]

Orb the Impaler said:

Gaffer said:

I love Queer Eye, Carlton is fantastic...!

Ah - I note that you're a gurl!
Do any actual hetero blokes like this drivel?

I'm not in any way against bottery, but this program makes me want to go to the US, buy an Uzi and kill them. Especially "Carlton" (Carsten?)

Not seen it in years - well since I had sky. Wish it was on normal TV.

Sorry yes it is Carson

[Sciroccology]

Orb the Impaler said:

FFS! Mrs Orb(s) is watching this for hour after hour and it's doing my head in.

Punch her in the face, commandeer the remote and switch to something on Discovery about Nazis or sharks. Or Nazi sharks.

Job done.

[TheEnd]

Women always want blokes to dress is a gay way. Blokes don't as it can set of false gaydar alarms, which is unfair on our friends.

Blokes want women to dress like a hooker, but that ain't gonna happen either.

[Soovy]

Unbearable rubbish.

Mrs Soov loves it.


I wonder whether America actually has any non botters.

[Nobody You Know]

Sciroccology said:

Orb the Impaler said:

FFS! Mrs Orb(s) is watching this for hour after hour and it's doing my head in.

Punch her in the face, commandeer the remote and switch to something on Discovery about Nazis or sharks. Or Nazi sharks.

Job done.

Are Nazi Sharks more of a killing machine than Bears with Chainsaws.

On the subject of this Queer Eye rubbish I can't understand why anyone with even the tinyest amount of brain power watches this garbage.

[ShadownINja]

Orb the Impaler said:

Gaffer said:

I love Queer Eye, Carlton is fantastic...!

Ah - I note that you're a gurl!
Do any actual hetero blokes like this drivel?

Don't all girls dream of having a gay friend? Fag hags, I think the term is.

PS What is "fey"?

[Soovy]

Made me smile thinking of this.

[Gun]

Reminds me of this.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4yjJFt3uFVw

Probably NSFW.

[Orb the Impaler]

ShadownINja said:

What is "fey"?

It is the perfect word to describe the way that very overt botters speak. that sort of high, John Inman-esque voice. Carsten does it.

Grrrrr! Must.control.rage!

[Soovy]

Gun said:

Reminds me of this.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4yjJFt3uFVw

Probably NSFW.

Love it.

Gives me an idea.........