What will you do when PH goes off for 10 hours?

[M3CHA-MONK3Y]

OH MY GOD!!!! You mean i'm going to have to go without PH for 10 hours? Hmmm Can someone remind me how to communicate without using a keyboard.
Could PH not set up a complex snail mail forum so we can continue discussing important events using the written word?

Suitable alternatives to pass the time:

1. 2 bottles of nytol and a pack of quavers. Should keep you in a chemically induced coma for 10 hours.

2. Motors TV

3. Use the internet for it's original purpose....porn

4. Invade 'Max Powers' forum and boycott all the threads.

5. Construct a small empire from Lego then declare war on your neighbours.

6. Design and build a highly complex system of levers and pulleys so that you can travel from room to room without making contact with the floor.

7. Make yourself a 'son' using 47 cans of 'Spam'. Potty train him and teach him to love.

8. Lose temper with 'Spam son' because he has dropped 'Spam jelly' on the carpet, start screaming that 'you have created a monster that you can never love' and beat him to death with the telephone.

9. Cue sobbing uncontrolably on your knees next to 'Spam son' while taking small mouthfulls of his remains.

10. Find a creative way of hiding the body of the above 'Spam son' and forever making references that 'you've never had a son', 'stop accusing me with those eyes', 'don't go under the stairs...ever' and hiding your face whenever you see police or social services.

How will you pass the time???

EDIT - Changed 'boycott' to hi-jack after being promised that I wouldn't be shot as a terrorist for saying Hi-jack on the internet.

Edited by M3CHA-MONK3Y on Tuesday 20th January 13:29

[photo_ed]

Weird....

Especially the spam bit...

[Nobody You Know]

Did you father make you out of spam? And now you need to talk about it?

[Mike400]

Hiding from you!

[Adenauer]

Sleep?

[paulmurr]

Why not look at other websites...?

[SpydieNut]

i will make it my mission in life to find M3CHA-MONK3Y and rip off his arms and beat him to death with the wet end nuke him from orbit.

[Neil_H]

Er...probably just sleep.

[M3CHA-MONK3Y]

Nobody You Know said:

Did you father make you out of spam? And now you need to talk about it?

Corn beef, I hoped changing it to 'Spam' might stop people making the connection.

[grumbledoak]

In a kind of "Hope he doesn't live anywhere near me" way.

[evenflow]

M3CHA, I'm worried.
Your profile picture looks like a man who's just been caught putting a tin of Winalot on his gentleman's area.
There's definitely guilt in those eyes.

[Sheets Tabuer]

Was there something in your past involving spam, a spam jelly experiment when you were in your teens perhaps?

[dibbers006]

paulmurr said:

Why not look at other websites...?

Pffft... gaaahhh.... WHAT?!!!111100111

Oh Noess...

[captainzep]

[M3CHA-MONK3Y]

evenflow said:

M3CHA, I'm worried.
Your profile picture looks like a man who's just been caught putting a tin of Winalot on his gentleman's area.
There's definitely guilt in those eyes.

That's my dog, Nell. Winalots a dry food, try Butchers Choice, non chunky

[M3CHA-MONK3Y]

Sheets Tabuer said:

Was there something in your past involving spam, a spam jelly experiment when you were in your teens perhaps?

You know how it is, your young, sexually active but too scared to talk to girls and there in the corner.....a tin of Spam.

[stephen300o]

Are you Johnny Vegas?

[bridgdav]

It happened before, many years ago.. for a day or so.

When a certain German crashed the site IIRC.

Some of the clever geeks set up something on Yahoo Groups. (not the same though)

I guess everyone will have to get 10 hours of their life back.
Good job it doesn't clash with 'Top Gear' or 'Fifth Gear' or the world would come to an end.

http://autos.groups.yahoo.com/group/pistonheads/me...

Blimey it was a while ago..!

[Landlord]

If that's all your own work then I'm impressed! It made me laugh anyway.

[Lefty Guns]

WORK