A well written letter of complaint
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Shamelessly stolen from another forum, but it made me smile so what the hell. To get past the censor, cut and paste the link changing the 1 to an i
http://www.popb1tch.com/home/which-one-is-the-star...
http://www.popb1tch.com/home/which-one-is-the-star...
I've tried to keep quiet, but I just can't hold it in any longer. I have to tell everyone that we can't let brusque pedants ram Mr. Chalky White's jokes down our throats. With this letter, I hope to solve the problems of radicalism, sexism, economic inequality, and lack of equal opportunity. But first, I would like to make the following introductory remark: If we contradict Chalky, we are labelled postmodernist bribe-seekers. If we capitulate, however, we forfeit our freedoms. It troubles and amazes me to think that I find his announcements rather minatory. But you knew that already. So let me add that he is willing to promote truth and justice when it's convenient. But when it threatens his creature comforts, he throws principle to the wind.
As my mother used to tell me, "I find Chalky's failed attempts to let malicious-to-the-core finks serve as our overlords mildly amusing." I will dedicate the rest of my life to my efforts to defy the international enslavement of entire peoples. For that reason, our battle with him is a battle between spiritualism and obscurantism, between tradition and subversion, between the defenders of Western civilization and its enemies. With the battle lines drawn as such, it is abundantly clear that I consider it extremely insulting of Chalky to fortify a social correctness that restricts experience and defines success with narrow boundaries. He may mean well but he is like a magician who produces a dove in one hand while the other hand is busy trying to exercise control through indirect coercion or through psychological pressure or manipulation.
Speaking of which, I cannot believe how many actual, physical, breathing, thinking people have fallen for Chalky's subterfuge. I'm utterly stunned. Chalky needs to step out of the dark ages. But I digress. My dream is for tired eyes to open and see clearly, broken spirits to find new energy, and weary arms to find the strength to stop this insanity. To parody the old song, "Fish gotta swim, Chalky gotta eliminate those law-enforcement officers who constitute the vital protective bulwark in the fragile balance between anarchy and tyranny." I won't lie to you; he looks primarily at a person's superficial qualities such as physiognomy and mannerisms. I, in contrast, consider how likely a person is to straighten out Chalky's thinking. That's what's important to me. Either way, finding the best way to combat the beer-guzzling ideology of immoralism that has infected the minds of so many incomprehensible, rabid deviants is a challenging problem indeed. We must therefore tackle this problem with more determination, more tenacity, and more fanaticism than it has ever been tackled before. Only then will people realize that griping about Chalky will not make him stop trying to deny both our individual and collective responsibility to live in harmony with each other and the world. But even if it did, he would just find some other way to rob, steal, cheat, and murder.
Chalky accuses me of being hate-filled, yet it is he who is filled with hate. And he accuses me of being bigoted, while his insinuations show nothing but bigotry. Why does Chalky make those sorts of accusations, then? I'm sure you already know the answer so I won't bother repeating it. I'd like to emphasize, however, that Chalky's beliefs (as I would certainly not call them logically reasoned arguments) are an icon for the deterioration of the city, for its slow slide into crime, malaise, and filth. People have pointed out to me that he should judge not lest he be judged, but I still can't help but think that the worst sorts of unscrupulous heresiarchs I've ever seen differ from each other only in the degree to which they pose a threat to the survival of democracy. I could write pages on the subject, but the following should suffice. In this country we have an inalienable right to politic, protest, demonstrate, organize, run for office, and peacefully labor to complain about dim-witted, viperine headcases of one sort or another. The logical consequences of that are clear: I once managed to get Chalky to agree that he clings to any argument or principle, however uneducated or dishonest, that appears to support his ventures. Unfortunately, a few minutes later, he did a volte-face and denied that he had ever said that.
Chalky presents one face to the public, a face that tells people what they want to hear. Then, in private, he devises new schemes to silence critical debate and squelch creative brainstorming. Why does he want to require religious services around the world to begin with "Chalky is great; Chalky is good; we thank Chalky for our daily food"? I believe it's to create such chaotic conditions in our lives that we'll welcome massive regulation, police restraints, and New World Order socialist oppression just to get order again. If you don't believe me then consider that Chalky recently claimed that he acts in the name of equality and social justice. I would have found this comment shocking had I not heard similar garbage from him a hundred times before. In conclusion, let me just say that justice isn't served when Mr. Chalky White's crimes go unpunished.
As my mother used to tell me, "I find Chalky's failed attempts to let malicious-to-the-core finks serve as our overlords mildly amusing." I will dedicate the rest of my life to my efforts to defy the international enslavement of entire peoples. For that reason, our battle with him is a battle between spiritualism and obscurantism, between tradition and subversion, between the defenders of Western civilization and its enemies. With the battle lines drawn as such, it is abundantly clear that I consider it extremely insulting of Chalky to fortify a social correctness that restricts experience and defines success with narrow boundaries. He may mean well but he is like a magician who produces a dove in one hand while the other hand is busy trying to exercise control through indirect coercion or through psychological pressure or manipulation.
Speaking of which, I cannot believe how many actual, physical, breathing, thinking people have fallen for Chalky's subterfuge. I'm utterly stunned. Chalky needs to step out of the dark ages. But I digress. My dream is for tired eyes to open and see clearly, broken spirits to find new energy, and weary arms to find the strength to stop this insanity. To parody the old song, "Fish gotta swim, Chalky gotta eliminate those law-enforcement officers who constitute the vital protective bulwark in the fragile balance between anarchy and tyranny." I won't lie to you; he looks primarily at a person's superficial qualities such as physiognomy and mannerisms. I, in contrast, consider how likely a person is to straighten out Chalky's thinking. That's what's important to me. Either way, finding the best way to combat the beer-guzzling ideology of immoralism that has infected the minds of so many incomprehensible, rabid deviants is a challenging problem indeed. We must therefore tackle this problem with more determination, more tenacity, and more fanaticism than it has ever been tackled before. Only then will people realize that griping about Chalky will not make him stop trying to deny both our individual and collective responsibility to live in harmony with each other and the world. But even if it did, he would just find some other way to rob, steal, cheat, and murder.
Chalky accuses me of being hate-filled, yet it is he who is filled with hate. And he accuses me of being bigoted, while his insinuations show nothing but bigotry. Why does Chalky make those sorts of accusations, then? I'm sure you already know the answer so I won't bother repeating it. I'd like to emphasize, however, that Chalky's beliefs (as I would certainly not call them logically reasoned arguments) are an icon for the deterioration of the city, for its slow slide into crime, malaise, and filth. People have pointed out to me that he should judge not lest he be judged, but I still can't help but think that the worst sorts of unscrupulous heresiarchs I've ever seen differ from each other only in the degree to which they pose a threat to the survival of democracy. I could write pages on the subject, but the following should suffice. In this country we have an inalienable right to politic, protest, demonstrate, organize, run for office, and peacefully labor to complain about dim-witted, viperine headcases of one sort or another. The logical consequences of that are clear: I once managed to get Chalky to agree that he clings to any argument or principle, however uneducated or dishonest, that appears to support his ventures. Unfortunately, a few minutes later, he did a volte-face and denied that he had ever said that.
Chalky presents one face to the public, a face that tells people what they want to hear. Then, in private, he devises new schemes to silence critical debate and squelch creative brainstorming. Why does he want to require religious services around the world to begin with "Chalky is great; Chalky is good; we thank Chalky for our daily food"? I believe it's to create such chaotic conditions in our lives that we'll welcome massive regulation, police restraints, and New World Order socialist oppression just to get order again. If you don't believe me then consider that Chalky recently claimed that he acts in the name of equality and social justice. I would have found this comment shocking had I not heard similar garbage from him a hundred times before. In conclusion, let me just say that justice isn't served when Mr. Chalky White's crimes go unpunished.
PhantomHumper said:
I've tried to keep quiet, but I just can't hold it in any longer. I have to tell everyone that we can't let brusque pedants ram Mr. Chalky White's jokes down our throats. With this letter, I hope to solve the problems of radicalism, sexism, economic inequality, and lack of equal opportunity. But first, I would like to make the following introductory remark: If we contradict Chalky, we are labelled postmodernist bribe-seekers. If we capitulate, however, we forfeit our freedoms. It troubles and amazes me to think that I find his announcements rather minatory. But you knew that already. So let me add that he is willing to promote truth and justice when it's convenient. But when it threatens his creature comforts, he throws principle to the wind.
As my mother used to tell me, "I find Chalky's failed attempts to let malicious-to-the-core finks serve as our overlords mildly amusing." I will dedicate the rest of my life to my efforts to defy the international enslavement of entire peoples. For that reason, our battle with him is a battle between spiritualism and obscurantism, between tradition and subversion, between the defenders of Western civilization and its enemies. With the battle lines drawn as such, it is abundantly clear that I consider it extremely insulting of Chalky to fortify a social correctness that restricts experience and defines success with narrow boundaries. He may mean well but he is like a magician who produces a dove in one hand while the other hand is busy trying to exercise control through indirect coercion or through psychological pressure or manipulation.
Speaking of which, I cannot believe how many actual, physical, breathing, thinking people have fallen for Chalky's subterfuge. I'm utterly stunned. Chalky needs to step out of the dark ages. But I digress. My dream is for tired eyes to open and see clearly, broken spirits to find new energy, and weary arms to find the strength to stop this insanity. To parody the old song, "Fish gotta swim, Chalky gotta eliminate those law-enforcement officers who constitute the vital protective bulwark in the fragile balance between anarchy and tyranny." I won't lie to you; he looks primarily at a person's superficial qualities such as physiognomy and mannerisms. I, in contrast, consider how likely a person is to straighten out Chalky's thinking. That's what's important to me. Either way, finding the best way to combat the beer-guzzling ideology of immoralism that has infected the minds of so many incomprehensible, rabid deviants is a challenging problem indeed. We must therefore tackle this problem with more determination, more tenacity, and more fanaticism than it has ever been tackled before. Only then will people realize that griping about Chalky will not make him stop trying to deny both our individual and collective responsibility to live in harmony with each other and the world. But even if it did, he would just find some other way to rob, steal, cheat, and murder.
Chalky accuses me of being hate-filled, yet it is he who is filled with hate. And he accuses me of being bigoted, while his insinuations show nothing but bigotry. Why does Chalky make those sorts of accusations, then? I'm sure you already know the answer so I won't bother repeating it. I'd like to emphasize, however, that Chalky's beliefs (as I would certainly not call them logically reasoned arguments) are an icon for the deterioration of the city, for its slow slide into crime, malaise, and filth. People have pointed out to me that he should judge not lest he be judged, but I still can't help but think that the worst sorts of unscrupulous heresiarchs I've ever seen differ from each other only in the degree to which they pose a threat to the survival of democracy. I could write pages on the subject, but the following should suffice. In this country we have an inalienable right to politic, protest, demonstrate, organize, run for office, and peacefully labor to complain about dim-witted, viperine headcases of one sort or another. The logical consequences of that are clear: I once managed to get Chalky to agree that he clings to any argument or principle, however uneducated or dishonest, that appears to support his ventures. Unfortunately, a few minutes later, he did a volte-face and denied that he had ever said that.
Chalky presents one face to the public, a face that tells people what they want to hear. Then, in private, he devises new schemes to silence critical debate and squelch creative brainstorming. Why does he want to require religious services around the world to begin with "Chalky is great; Chalky is good; we thank Chalky for our daily food"? I believe it's to create such chaotic conditions in our lives that we'll welcome massive regulation, police restraints, and New World Order socialist oppression just to get order again. If you don't believe me then consider that Chalky recently claimed that he acts in the name of equality and social justice. I would have found this comment shocking had I not heard similar garbage from him a hundred times before. In conclusion, let me just say that justice isn't served when Mr. Chalky White's crimes go unpunished.
And he is an IT manager!!!!!! As my mother used to tell me, "I find Chalky's failed attempts to let malicious-to-the-core finks serve as our overlords mildly amusing." I will dedicate the rest of my life to my efforts to defy the international enslavement of entire peoples. For that reason, our battle with him is a battle between spiritualism and obscurantism, between tradition and subversion, between the defenders of Western civilization and its enemies. With the battle lines drawn as such, it is abundantly clear that I consider it extremely insulting of Chalky to fortify a social correctness that restricts experience and defines success with narrow boundaries. He may mean well but he is like a magician who produces a dove in one hand while the other hand is busy trying to exercise control through indirect coercion or through psychological pressure or manipulation.
Speaking of which, I cannot believe how many actual, physical, breathing, thinking people have fallen for Chalky's subterfuge. I'm utterly stunned. Chalky needs to step out of the dark ages. But I digress. My dream is for tired eyes to open and see clearly, broken spirits to find new energy, and weary arms to find the strength to stop this insanity. To parody the old song, "Fish gotta swim, Chalky gotta eliminate those law-enforcement officers who constitute the vital protective bulwark in the fragile balance between anarchy and tyranny." I won't lie to you; he looks primarily at a person's superficial qualities such as physiognomy and mannerisms. I, in contrast, consider how likely a person is to straighten out Chalky's thinking. That's what's important to me. Either way, finding the best way to combat the beer-guzzling ideology of immoralism that has infected the minds of so many incomprehensible, rabid deviants is a challenging problem indeed. We must therefore tackle this problem with more determination, more tenacity, and more fanaticism than it has ever been tackled before. Only then will people realize that griping about Chalky will not make him stop trying to deny both our individual and collective responsibility to live in harmony with each other and the world. But even if it did, he would just find some other way to rob, steal, cheat, and murder.
Chalky accuses me of being hate-filled, yet it is he who is filled with hate. And he accuses me of being bigoted, while his insinuations show nothing but bigotry. Why does Chalky make those sorts of accusations, then? I'm sure you already know the answer so I won't bother repeating it. I'd like to emphasize, however, that Chalky's beliefs (as I would certainly not call them logically reasoned arguments) are an icon for the deterioration of the city, for its slow slide into crime, malaise, and filth. People have pointed out to me that he should judge not lest he be judged, but I still can't help but think that the worst sorts of unscrupulous heresiarchs I've ever seen differ from each other only in the degree to which they pose a threat to the survival of democracy. I could write pages on the subject, but the following should suffice. In this country we have an inalienable right to politic, protest, demonstrate, organize, run for office, and peacefully labor to complain about dim-witted, viperine headcases of one sort or another. The logical consequences of that are clear: I once managed to get Chalky to agree that he clings to any argument or principle, however uneducated or dishonest, that appears to support his ventures. Unfortunately, a few minutes later, he did a volte-face and denied that he had ever said that.
Chalky presents one face to the public, a face that tells people what they want to hear. Then, in private, he devises new schemes to silence critical debate and squelch creative brainstorming. Why does he want to require religious services around the world to begin with "Chalky is great; Chalky is good; we thank Chalky for our daily food"? I believe it's to create such chaotic conditions in our lives that we'll welcome massive regulation, police restraints, and New World Order socialist oppression just to get order again. If you don't believe me then consider that Chalky recently claimed that he acts in the name of equality and social justice. I would have found this comment shocking had I not heard similar garbage from him a hundred times before. In conclusion, let me just say that justice isn't served when Mr. Chalky White's crimes go unpunished.
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