Hangovers

[Garlick]

Why do they have to hurt so much? It's just relentless pain

[Landlord]

That's not a hang-over mate, that's bad AIDS. Have you been sucking off any infected men recently? It's pretty much the only explanation for the symptoms you've described.

[Plotloss]

Garlick said:

Why do they have to hurt so much? It's just relentless pain

Always, always, always remember.

Water before bed. Lots of it.

Hangovers are a thing of the past with new improved water...

[TonyHetherington]

How are your "i need a fry up" glands doing? If they can't even face that, it's bad.

[martinmac]

You have my sympathy. And you can have mine too if you want.

[Skipppy]

You need:

-A buttered french stick (bread) with
-Fried thinly cut steak
-Relish
-Gurkins
-Fried mushrooms
-Fried onions
-A nice milky cup of tea

Get that down and you will be fine!

[sleep envy]

Garlick said:

Why do they have to hurt so much? It's just relentless pain

no enough sambucca

[PhantomHumper]

I'm not a gynaecologist...

...but you sound like a pussy to me

[Sheets Tabuer]

How much did you drink? Two glasses of wine and I feel like I have been mugged while asleep.

you need water and some food.

[shirt]

tesco migraine relief pills. they work in double time and do the job.

what you need is a leftover biryani, preferably by your bed where you left it last night

[M3CHA-MONK3Y]

Agreed, acknowledging the fact hangovers exist creates a negative image of alcohol and that is not allowed. So, as hangovers are created by tee total, beer haters to make booze look like the bad guy, we can write that off. Agree with the bad AIDS theory, have you been in any all male establishments recently? Maybe took part in any 'teabagging' related activities?

[Mc Lovin]

I can sympathise, wednesday was not a good day for me, i was in a real bad place..

[mechsympathy]

PhantomHumper said:

I'm not a gynaecologist...

...but you sound like a pussy to me

[G'kar]

I wouldn't know. I don't drink.

[Garlick]

So far I have eaten a sausage roll, a chilli pasty and now finishing a sausgae and egg baguette that someone couldn't finish.....

I have a meeting in 3 minutes.

[PD9]

Yep, 3 pints of water before bed... Be afraid if you have a weak bladder though!!

[scotal]

If you can hold food down then its a gut-bomb for you. The components of the gut-bomb are not set in stone, but should include fried meat (preferably pork) and grease. Eggs are good, fried bread is excellent. beans are also good.

[Emsman]

Iron Bru

A small bar of bournville dark


A pint.

Oh, and i have only just woken up, having got to bed at midnight, and i still feel like ste

So, they open in 3 minutes, best go for a hair of the dog

[shirt]

Garlick said:

So far I have eaten a sausage roll, a chilli pasty and now finishing a sausgae and egg baguette that someone couldn't finish.....

I have a meeting in 3 minutes.

have you had the beer st yet?

[scotal]

Garlick said:

So far I have eaten a sausage roll, a chilli pasty and now finishing a sausgae and egg baguette that someone couldn't finish.....

I have a meeting in 3 minutes.

Errr if you are holding that combination down you don't have a hangover, you have a headache.
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